+516 It would suck to be pooping when there's a firedrill. amirite?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Try being in a shower

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Elementary school... haha.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Yeah, a few summers ago we were on vacation. I was taking a bath (bubbles and all), and suddenly there's an alarm ringing and everyone's panicing. After a lot of confusion, my family and I were able to get out. Half of us were wearing pyjamas, and I still had bubbles on my hair. Turns out some bastard decided to smoke in the room. >.< They kicked him out. I still try to get out as fast as I can from the bathroom when I'm staying in a hotel.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Even worse, if there was a real fire.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

There was a real fire at my school once and I was in the middle of ALMOST getting out the King of all Turds but it was halfway out EWW I was like crying.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

lmfaooo

by Anonymous 13 years ago

this is great

by Anonymous 13 years ago

lol i was just thinking about this the other day. i thought it'd never get homepaged

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Yeah, a lot of my old posts are getting homepaged. I think it's because I got the Snow White one HP then everyone went to my profile and saw my older posts.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

As I've heard, then you're shit outta luck.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Well then I would think the alarm would scare you so bad you'd crap at the speed of light. Just think, that loud-ass sound making you jump, and thus crapping faster.

by Anonymous 13 years ago