+96 Real people do not talk in porn cliches. They do not say: “Suck it baby. That’s right, all the way down.” They do not say: “Yes, deeper, harder deeper! Oh baby, oh Christ yes!” At least, they do not say these things to me. Most of the time, real people say all kinds of weird, funny things during sex, such as “I have a cramp in my foot", and mostly commonly used, "Did you cum already... amirite?

by Anonymous 11 years ago

Hahahahahahahahahaha, nice!!! I miss you, and we need to hang.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

The Three Amigos! AHAHAAHAHAH! JUST LIKE OLD TIMES!

by Anonymous 11 years ago

I've heard all of those things and more. Except "did you cum already?" I neve heard that one. I'm polite enough to hold it as long as possible and let her know when it's happening. I am a GENTLEMAN.

by Anonymous 11 years ago

Nice guys finish last y

by Anonymous 11 years ago

Wow who are you having sex with? That's awkward.

by Anonymous 11 years ago

It's so awkward when you have a cramp and you're all like "owie, let's switch positions" or, I dunno if anyone else has every experienced this, but when they're laying on you and you can't fucking BREATH.

by Anonymous 11 years ago

is in your face and you can't breathe, or you are choking on it and you can't breathe or something is not working and you just need a beer break

by Anonymous 11 years ago

From what my pals tell me, “have you cum already?’ Is probably the most common thing that guys hear during sex!

by Anonymous 8 months ago