Everyone has that one friend who has to make every situation relate back to them. "Sally, my dog died." "Wow, sucks to be you, but guess what happened to me today?", amirite?

+819 Everyone has that one friend who has to make every situation relate back to them. "Sally, my dog died." "Wow, sucks to be you, but guess what happened to me today?", amirite?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Translates to: "I fucking hate your dog, it pissed on me and it always smelled bad."

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Sadly, I'm that kind of friend with everyone. "HEY KATIE. I JUST WON THIS LOTTERY TICKET AND-" "Guess what? I JUST FOUND $10,000 IN MY POCKET. LOLOLOL" "That's worth more than I won.... "

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I try not to do that D:

by Anonymous 13 years ago

omg my friends all do this. its like uhh i sorta wanted some sypmathy to be honest, lol

by Anonymous 13 years ago