+83 Today i found out theres a MLIT... Thats just stupid. amirite?

by Anonymous 14 years ago

My life is tough?

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Mike Licked My Twat

by Anonymous 11 years ago

My life is terrible?

by Anonymous 14 years ago

That's the same as FML o.0

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Lol true. My life is trolling?

by Anonymous 14 years ago

No guys. It's My Life Is Twilight. Look it up. It's ridiculous. I feel so bad for these people.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Holy crap, that is... crappy. YOUTWITFACE!

by Anonymous 14 years ago

http://www.mylifeistwilight.com/

by Anonymous 14 years ago

SO BAD!! D:

by Anonymous 14 years ago

OMG I WANNA DIE NOW.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

OMG DID YOU READ THE TOP 100???

by Anonymous 14 years ago

OMG WHAT THE FUH? WHAT THE EFFING FUH?

by Anonymous 14 years ago

LOL Today, my boyfriend cut the brakes on my car! MLIT!

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Wait...what?

by Anonymous 14 years ago

That was in the Flop 100 o-o

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Woah. How is that even related to Twilight?

by Anonymous 14 years ago

HAHAHAHA.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

I bet that's why it's under Flop lol.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Today I made out with my large sybarian husky because he reminded me of Jacob. MLIT That's just sick.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

As of now, I have 4 days til I get on my Greyhound. Destination? FORKS:D I'm moving there. Seriously. My apartment's already set up. I have a job at a Twilight tourist shop. I love my life! MLIT. Wowwww

by Anonymous 14 years ago

I have a life-sized cardboard cutout of Edward in my room. When I saw New Moon again I bought an extra ticket and had Edward sit next to me. Best date ever. MLIT This person is seriously lonely.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Yeah I just read that one. *shudder*

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Today I went to go see NEW MOON, when Edward took of his shirt the only thing I noticed was that his right nipple seemed bigger than his left nipple. Epic.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Hahaha.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

My girlfriend reads this every night. I want her to have something special to read. Ava.. I love you. And also.. You know how my hands are always cold? And how I bite all the time? Yea.. put two and two together. Fail lol.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Very fail.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

You're a polar bear? No you can't be, they're too awesome!

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Lol I came here and I thought you were talking to me, then I was sad :[ But I get it now, haha.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Jeez, those people give the entire Twilight fandom a horrible rep. Hard to believe, but there are fans who know that Twilight is just fluff and enjoy the escapism it provides without going totally off the deep end.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

i like twilight but thats taking it too far and its exactly like fml. also someone signed their post FML+MLIT

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Today, I spent 3 hours making this twilight website. MLIT #7 55 Comments So twilight! (926) - Needs more twilight.. (523) Nov 30, 2009 01:37 AM - My Life - by christophermc

by Anonymous 14 years ago

dude, mylifeistwilight is full of idiots, one of the posts said they got trills out of a sign by forks that said "forks"... just plain stupid. now average wizards on the other hand is amazing...(:

by Anonymous 14 years ago

whoops, i meant to say *they got thrilled* not *trills* sorry(:

by Anonymous 13 years ago

basically all of these posts are just another version of MLIT haha.

by Anonymous 13 years ago