People should be seperated by skin color to make the world more peaceful. Asians go to Asia. Mexicans and Italians go to Mexico. Whites go to America. Blacks go to Africa. amirite?

Even if I ignored all of the other things that are wrong with this post, why would whites go to America? They would go to Europe, and Native Americans would take back the Americas.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Nice Burn

by Anonymous 13 years ago

And why can't italians go to italy? ...what if I'm two things... Do a saw myself in half?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

...yes.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

What if I really like mexican and Chinese food? Do I cut my stomach in half and send the pieces there...? My boyfriend is Scottish. Should I send my heart to Scottland? I'm not a fan of Germany, I'd like to go to Paris. Can I lie and say I'm French or will they know? Will I need my passport? Will my separate body parts need one? What if the side of me that doesn't have my bladder has to pee? What if my Russian half bumps into someone else's half on the way there and we can't get unstuck? Will I need a new passport? Will the two of us need a new birth certificate? What if I miss my other half and I wanna visit for Christmas? What if there's black in me and I don't know about it? Should I ship a finger to Africa just in case? How will I carry all my luggage with just one hand? Are you buying my tickets there? Can all my body parts get window seats? How does it work if you have kids? What if I'm handicapped? Which side of my body should I give my ability to ...

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Just jump into a wood chipper, it makes things a lot easier!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Can my wood chipper pieces all have window seats? Who's buying the tickets? I don't want my pieces to fly coach. What if a foot piece is itchy and my fingers aren't near by? How will I shower? What if I get hungry? What if one of my pieces falls in love with another and they can't be separated? How do I poop? What do I do about passports? Will I need passports or no? How will I know which piece to send where?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

My brain hurts!! :(

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Thank you! ^_^ that's what I was aiming for.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I'm going to go jump into a wood chipper, BRB.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Do you want me to buy the tickets for your pieces? Should I schedule passport photos for them? Do you want them to have travel buddies? What if I accidentally send pieces to the wrong place? Do you want aisle seats? Where are you going?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

FFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUdgesicle.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I like fudgsicles... :)

by Anonymous 13 years ago

:D

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Yep. What happens to all the caucasions and mixed bloods then?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I think the OP means that it was that way from the start. Stupid as hell? H3||Z Y3@H!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

and i'm white but im gonna end up in mexico if all those mexican, spanish and italian guys are there! you can't keep me out! :P

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Hahahhaa. Nice.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I'm voting yes only because you are a troll and this is pretty funny. Also, I think it's hilarious that you clump Italians and Mexicans together, when normally people would be like, "The Mexicans and Puerto Ricans and Peruvians, etc."

by Anonymous 13 years ago

And that you only mentioned four countries and five 'ethnicities.'

by Anonymous 13 years ago

hi :) africa and asia are continents tho :P xD

by Anonymous 13 years ago

yea you really are so wrong. Oh so many things wrong with this post.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

wow I hope to god you don't actually think white people belong to America and since when is Italian a race or even a skin colour

by Anonymous 13 years ago

i say get rid of all immigrants who get their life handed to them down in america.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

LOL WTF wudnt italians go to italy? dumbasss

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Im mixed! Where do I go? Italy/Spain/Mexico/France/Ireland? (Pssttt those are the places where my family is from lol)

by Anonymous 13 years ago

This troll is right up there with Cockdangle and the others.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

@GavinRaymond "since when is Italian a race or even a skin colour" For about 1000 years?!?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Italian is a nationality.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

And their skin color would be Caucasian...actually, if you want to get technical, there are a lot of different ETHNICITIES, not races. We are the human race

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Research 'Caucasian' and you're not going to find skin color.... Being Caucasian isn't exclusive to the 'white skin color' The people from Iran (and many parts of the middle east) are Caucasian, there are also Caucasian Hispanic.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Soooooo many people would end up in America if white people went to America. Europeans, Australians, New Zealanders, Canadians, etc. That is where your plan fails.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I don't think I want to go to Africa. :/

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Nothing wrong with Africa!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Oh, I know, I just wouldn't want to live there.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

um if there's nothing wrong with africa then why am I forced to watch videos of all these poor people dying of AIDS who need money, along with needing clean water badly & children being forced into militaries and killed??

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Not only people in Africa have AIDS and there are many countries all over the world with the exact same situation. Many countries in Africa are actually extremely well developed, such as South Africa which hosted the 2010 World Cup. So yes, there are poor, sick people in Africa. But remember where you get a large amounts of your gold etc from.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

(AFRICA!): The original poster is right. There are about 3 or four 'rich nations' in Africa. But even then, the GDP per capita is still below the world average. I think we need to respect if he/she doesn't want to go back to Africa for reasons he or she has.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I'm pretty sure there are many countries in Africa that are able to support themselves well. Its just that countries that are at an advantage are the ones that are shown in the media and so we cannot get a clear picture of whats happening there and while I agree that people have a right to say where they don't want to live however they can't say that based on what the media tells them.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

(Viva!): Then everything you know is a lie. The definition of media is anything that affects or can be seen/heard, etc by a large audience or 'mass communication.' Text books, also count as media. Aside from my point, I base my facts on what I've researched from the internet, and not just what the news depicts as Africa. Examples such as South Africa and Egypt and Nigeria, which are some of the richest, if not the richest, nations in Africa, are wealthy countries. However, they still have some of the lowest GDP per capitas in the world. The point is all the comments before these ones are right. Africa is A RICH CONTINENT, but with over 90% of the people poor and there is AIDS/ HIV which ravage the continent (highest compared to other continents/nations) and there are a few bad men who employ child soldiers. I hope it doesn't come across as I'm dissing Africa (because I DO want to visit and some of my favorite fictional/non fictional people are Africa), I'm just stating facts

by Anonymous 13 years ago

As someone who lives in Africa [gasp!] I can agree with what you are saying however what I think Viva is trying to get across that Africa is an amazing country and many people are ignorant about her.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

you mean continent

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Fair enough. Many people are ignorant about Africa. Africa COULD be a super power continent, once infrastructure and government improve.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Youaresowrong. Your name is actually quite right about that.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Why wouldn't Italians go to Italy? But dude that is totally racist and I hate you. If you really think that I hope you suffer an eternity of being ripped apart again and again in the deepest pits of hell by the devil himself.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

TROLL IN THE DUNGEON! Oh, and why would white people go to America? Logically, Native Americans would take America back and white people would go back to Europe.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Or maybe 'native americans' would go back to asia? if we're bringing up history

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Italians to Italy and they're also counted as white. And Native Americans would take back America. Wonderful idea though, fuhrer.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Basically, OP wants us to evacuate Europe.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Obvious troll is trolling

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Why would Italians go to Mexico you fucking jackass

by Anonymous 13 years ago

How about the Whites go to Europe because the Natives were here first.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I'm Native American. You whites would get the fuck out.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I'm white, I want to get the fuck out.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Such an ingenious troll.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Im white English. I dont WANT to go to america. YOU CANT MAKE ME

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Italians are white... I'd know if I was mixed or not; I'm Italian-German

by Anonymous 12 years ago

mutt

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Horse shit

by Anonymous 12 years ago

oh hayyy.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Jackass

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Good movie!

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Yes! lol

by Anonymous 12 years ago

im glad we agreed on that.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Always work to a peaceful outcome?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Forever and always <3

by Anonymous 12 years ago

That is racist and wrong.

by Anonymous 8 years ago