-89 Hand jobs=The most pointless thing ever. amirite?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Some people don't like the idea of oral sex, and respect their partner if they don't as well. Hand jobs may not be as pleasurable, but it shouldn't be about having the maximum pleasure for yourself, but rather the maximum bonding between you and the partner, which a hand job allows as much as a blow job. Unless you're just interested in the sex and gtfo, in which case yes, hand jobs are pointless.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

hand jobs are not very pleasurable due to women not having to be naked...

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I don't have any experience in this, but blow jobs don't have to be given naked.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

that's the point. if something is gonna happen, then she better be naked

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I know form experience, and being around many of my guy friends that they find it utterly pointless, takes forever and is something they could frankly do themselves. Can a man suck his own dick? I think not.:))) Oh and trust me, i am interested

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Yes, probably takes longer. But if you had to respect your partner's wishes to not perform oral on you, then one would learn to deal.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Some guys can suck their own dick. It's called autofellatio. (:

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Saw a post on here once... "Suck it, fuck it, or leave it alone... You'll never tug it better than I can on my own"

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Anything that makes you cum=not pointless

by Anonymous 13 years ago

True.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Very true. The end result, orgasm, is still the same, and that is the goal in both scenarios, so why not?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

That and the fact that she's willing to touch your penis means she'll probably be willing to go farther next time.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Yeah! So everyone wins!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I love how most people commented anonymously on this one.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Lol I only noticed it when I read your comment

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Hehe. Everyone is so shy about their sex lives. It's cute.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Yeah I don't why they're so shy. Haha. It's cute? Lol.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Yup. Cause it's like. This is the internet. No one is gonna judge you.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

*is judging you*

by Anonymous 13 years ago

yeah right, like you probably dont even have a sex life.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Blow jobs are sometimes funner for girls anyways... as long as there is no hair... thats just gross

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Thanks for sending unwanted images to my brain

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I wouldn't know.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I like cereal? Im going way off topic lol :).

by Anonymous 13 years ago

That was a failed attempt to be random. Get the fuck back to MLIA.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Lmfao

by Anonymous 13 years ago

This is why I love you :333

by Anonymous 13 years ago

ahhahha, nice(:

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I am offended.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

You're not really too "handsy" then, are you?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I'm better at hand-jobbing myself than anyone else could. I possibly should have made this comment anonymously.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I was at a club getting wanked by this chick and after about 5 seconds i was like are you gonna suck it or not? its so retarded, might as well rub myself.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

my point exactly.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

IMO, there's some hotness in the fact that someone else is doing it, even if you could do it better yourself.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

i disagree.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

well, would you rather get a handjob from someone or nothing?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

hahaha well i say hand jobs are basically just lazy masturbation.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

As long as a guy doesn't ask you too titty fuck girls shouldn't complain

by Anonymous 13 years ago