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Hand jobs=The most pointless thing ever. amirite?
by Anonymous13 years ago
Some people don't like the idea of oral sex, and respect their partner if they don't as well. Hand jobs may not be as pleasurable, but it shouldn't be about having the maximum pleasure for yourself, but rather the maximum bonding between you and the partner, which a hand job allows as much as a blow job.
Unless you're just interested in the sex and gtfo, in which case yes, hand jobs are pointless.
by Anonymous13 years ago
hand jobs are not very pleasurable due to women not having to be naked...
by Anonymous13 years ago
I don't have any experience in this, but blow jobs don't have to be given naked.
by Anonymous13 years ago
that's the point. if something is gonna happen, then she better be naked
by Anonymous13 years ago
I know form experience, and being around many of my guy friends that they find it utterly pointless, takes forever and is something they could frankly do themselves. Can a man suck his own dick? I think not.:))) Oh and trust me, i am interested
by Anonymous13 years ago
Yes, probably takes longer. But if you had to respect your partner's wishes to not perform oral on you, then one would learn to deal.
by Anonymous13 years ago
Some guys can suck their own dick. It's called autofellatio. (:
by Anonymous13 years ago
Saw a post on here once...
"Suck it, fuck it, or leave it alone... You'll never tug it better than I can on my own"
by Anonymous13 years ago
Anything that makes you cum=not pointless
by Anonymous13 years ago
True.
by Anonymous13 years ago
Very true. The end result, orgasm, is still the same, and that is the goal in both scenarios, so why not?
by Anonymous13 years ago
That and the fact that she's willing to touch your penis means she'll probably be willing to go farther next time.
by Anonymous13 years ago
Yeah! So everyone wins!
by Anonymous13 years ago
I love how most people commented anonymously on this one.
by Anonymous13 years ago
Lol I only noticed it when I read your comment
by Anonymous13 years ago
Hehe. Everyone is so shy about their sex lives. It's cute.
by Anonymous13 years ago
Yeah I don't why they're so shy. Haha. It's cute? Lol.
by Anonymous13 years ago
Yup. Cause it's like. This is the internet. No one is gonna judge you.
by Anonymous13 years ago
*is judging you*
by Anonymous13 years ago
yeah right, like you probably dont even have a sex life.
by Anonymous13 years ago
Blow jobs are sometimes funner for girls anyways... as long as there is no hair... thats just gross
by Anonymous13 years ago
Thanks for sending unwanted images to my brain
by Anonymous13 years ago
I wouldn't know.
by Anonymous13 years ago
I like cereal? Im going way off topic lol :).
by Anonymous13 years ago
That was a failed attempt to be random. Get the fuck back to MLIA.
by Anonymous13 years ago
Lmfao
by Anonymous13 years ago
This is why I love you :333
by Anonymous13 years ago
ahhahha, nice(:
by Anonymous13 years ago
I am offended.
by Anonymous13 years ago
You're not really too "handsy" then, are you?
by Anonymous13 years ago
I'm better at hand-jobbing myself than anyone else could.
I possibly should have made this comment anonymously.
by Anonymous13 years ago
I was at a club getting wanked by this chick and after about 5 seconds i was like are you gonna suck it or not? its so retarded, might as well rub myself.
by Anonymous13 years ago
my point exactly.
by Anonymous13 years ago
IMO, there's some hotness in the fact that someone else is doing it, even if you could do it better yourself.
by Anonymous13 years ago
i disagree.
by Anonymous13 years ago
well, would you rather get a handjob from someone or nothing?
by Anonymous13 years ago
hahaha well i say hand jobs are basically just lazy masturbation.
by Anonymous13 years ago
As long as a guy doesn't ask you too titty fuck girls shouldn't complain
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