You want to be chased by an alligator or something else intense to happen just to be able to say "Yeah i was chased by an alligator.", amirite?

well as long as i was able to outrun said alligator...

by Anonymous 13 years ago

My advice, climb a tree

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Every single person on MLIA wants that too

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Well i don't get on MLIA so get over it

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I was chased by a swarm of bees.. not a great experience..

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I was chased by a coyote when I was 8. No joke. It was intense.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I called cayotes once. But we were not chased

by Anonymous 13 years ago

My best friend and I were almost attacked by a rabid coyote last year. We haven't gone camping in her fields since!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I was trampled by a llama once. True story.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

llama's are the devil

by Anonymous 13 years ago

True dat. Hurt soo bad

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Did it spit on you?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Noo, it just trampled me, atleast with it spitting on me i wouldn't have gotten a bone bruise

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Yes this is very true, it woulda been badass if it like trampled you then turned around and spit.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

omg, i wouldve been so freaked out lol

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Ha dude that would be a hell of a story, but i don't think many poeple would believe it

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Noone believes I got trampled in the first place!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Damn people!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I even have an awesome scar too

by Anonymous 13 years ago

and yet, they still doubt.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Always. Humans are stupid.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

agreed. we should become alligators and chase people around!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

ABSOLUTELY BRILLIANT

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Then people will have amazing stories of us chasing them!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Yay! WE'RE GONNA MAKE HISTORY!!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Yes we are! those will be some badass stories!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

They are gonna be PSYCHADELIC! (Favorite word right there)

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Of course they will be!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I call the top hat.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

aww damn!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

:) You can either have the beer hat, the dunce cap or those hats with the dangly balls.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I will take the beer hat

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Excellent. Let's get to work.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Let's do it

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I have alligators in my backyard.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

You should let them chase someone

by Anonymous 13 years ago

When I was younger my parents and I were driving when we crashed ... into an alligator. Both my parents were eaten but the alligator pulled out a knife and gave me a lightning shaped scar on my forehead.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Oh really now?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KBSZKgeSNmw -- 5:00. Woops! It's a supposed to be a crocodile! :)

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Well you were close enough

by Anonymous 13 years ago

My car was followed by a rhino while I was in Africa. It never charged or anything, but I was scared as fuck. I got a lot of cool pictures though.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

When I was little, my neighbors pitbull chased me around the neighborhood. -____- Riding your bike is not fun when you're confined in your garage because your neighbor does not know how to handle his dog.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

dude that happened to me too!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I was chased by an angry mother elephant this summer. That one really is a badass story to tell..

by Anonymous 13 years ago

That would be a badass story

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I wish I was chased by gnarly_XD. Now THAT would be badass.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Of course.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

But I would also love to chase gnarly_XD's ass. Cause your ass is totally badass!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Now you're catching on.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

will you run slowly so that i can catch ur badass? it is soooooo hott!

by Anonymous 13 years ago