Your mom probably thinks you're a loser, amirite?

+103 Your mom probably thinks you're a loser, amirite?

by Anonymous 11 years ago

My mom goes out and parties with her friends every other day. Meanwhile, I sit home at the computer or watch TV.

by Anonymous 11 years ago

Naw my mom thinks I'm a BOSS

by Anonymous 11 years ago

*knows.

by Anonymous 11 years ago

The other day my mom told me I should, "try to have more fun." :/

by Anonymous 11 years ago

HAHAHAHAHAHA. Actually, my mom thinks I'm the school slut, since I have two friends that are guys. My mom is....not quite up with the times.

by Anonymous 11 years ago

This is a conversation I've actually had with my mom: "So are you going to Jessie's house tonight?" "No, I'd rather just stay at home." "What? Honey, you spend too much time with us. Go out!" "But I want to stay home!" "All your friends are gonna be there!" "It's my life, mom! Butt out!" "You are going to that party whether you like it or not!" "What? That's completely unfair! Can't I please stay home?" "No. Go party!" Then I reminded her that Jessie's parents were out of town and I got to stay home.

by Anonymous 11 years ago

Who says "butt out"?

by Anonymous 11 years ago

I do!

by Anonymous 11 years ago

Snotkop!

by Anonymous 11 years ago

My mother told me as much last night.

by Anonymous 11 years ago

Not exactly, but I'll never forget the day she straight-up told me that I'm a huge slut.

by Anonymous 11 years ago

Do tell the story.

by Anonymous 11 years ago

I read this post at the worst time...

by Anonymous 11 years ago