+356 Best pickup line for chicks: "Your eyes are the same color as my Porsche." amirite?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

naww, "What has 142 teeth and holds back the hulk?.. My zipper"

by Anonymous 13 years ago

A brown Porsche? :\ haha. @751585 (IWeasley): hahaha I love that!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

That's what I was thinking... a brown one wouldn't be too charming...

by Anonymous 13 years ago

:[[ haha

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Make your own damn post

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Chill. It's really funny actually.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

What if your Porsche is red? Or yellow?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Hopeless.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

What is?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

The best answer / rejection to that would be: what a coincidence, yours are the same as my jaguar! :) so fuck off

by Anonymous 13 years ago

...Until she finds out you don't actually have a Porsche.

by Anonymous 13 years ago