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Guys: You hate it when you step out of the shower and trip over your dick, amirite?
by Anonymous13 years ago
Bahahaha so I misread this and thought it said, "Girls:" lol.
by Anonymous13 years ago
god, this just happens to me all the timee (;
by Anonymous13 years ago
Holy fuck... who the hell has a dick that long...
by Anonymous13 years ago
me.. (;
by Anonymous13 years ago
who doesnt? It called puberty TO THE EXTREME!!!
by Anonymous13 years ago
That's not what he means, we have to unscrew our dicks to take a shower and sometimes it rolls off the shelf onto the floor and we trip over it as we get out.
Didn't you pay any attention at school?
by Anonymous11 years ago
WHOA, totally thought for a second someone hacked my account and posted something and somehow got homepaged without me knowing
by Anonymous13 years ago
Eventually, someone's gonna post "Grandmas: You hate it when you step out of the shower and trip over your tits."
by Anonymous13 years ago
Do it ! ;D
by Anonymous13 years ago
Dude, just wrap it around your waist like a belt a couple of times; works for me.
by Anonymous13 years ago
HOW CAN YOU TRIP OVER A DICK!
by Anonymous13 years ago
Well, it's a growing epidemic for hot women. Us men 'suffer' greatly from the outcomes.
by Anonymous13 years ago
I trip over mine all the time XD
by Anonymous13 years ago
Wait what? So you are telling me you don't wrap it around yourself so that doesn't happen?
by Anonymous13 years ago
Dude I tried that but it became knotted after I got aroused. Now I just run it down one leg and back up and down the other, and tape it to my knee.
by Anonymous13 years ago
oh god that actually made me laugh out loud
by Anonymous13 years ago
i thought i was the only one
by Anonymous13 years ago
and this is the perfect example of being a douche. guys, get a life.
by Anonymous13 years ago
(Yeahwhatever.): bitch plzzz
by Anonymous13 years ago
(Yeahwhatever.): And this is the perfect example of a girl being a bitch. Bitch, get in the kitchen and make me a sammich.
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