+513 Regardless of gender, it's awkward when the crotch of your pants bulge and make it look like you have a boner, amirite?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I don't understand why I get so paranoid about this. "HOLY CRAP, PEOPLE ARE GOING TO THINK I HAVE A BONER" When it's pretty apparent that I'm female.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

One of the (many,many) advantages of being female is that it is not obvious to anyone else that we are sexually excited. On the few occasions that I have become aroused when surrounded by others, the only evidence would have been a rather large damp patch on my knickers and on the seat where I had been sitting. It is comforting to know that even though my clitoris feels enormous when hard & throbbing, it is safely tucked away out of sight. I now have to confess something to you. I travel by train quite a bit, & the seating is such that 4 people sit facing 4 others. I’ve always been aware that my legs attract a lot of male attention, & I love to wear shorts or short skirts in public (weather permitting) I always sit next to a window so that I can appear to be looking out of it, but I am able to watch the people sitting opposite me. There is almost always a guy there who can’t resist having a good look, and I love to tease him by crossing/uncrossing my legs, scratching or rubbing the inside of my thigh,etc. Inevitable he will develop a boner, & it’s great to watch him becoming more & more uncomfortable. When he has to get to his feet, it’s hilarious to watch him “adjust” himself without it being too obvious LOL! It certainly makes a boring train journey much more enjoyable!

by Anonymous 1 year ago