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Sometimes, all you want is sex. No strings, no feelings. Just good sex. Even us girls. amirite?
by Anonymous12 years ago
Shut up, Meg.
by Anonymous12 years ago
I found it funny that this is posted by "Meg".
by Anonymous12 years ago
I found it funny that this comment ^ was posted by "Anonymous".
by Anonymous12 years ago
I think the difference between sex with feelings and sex without is the same difference between a homemade meal cooked especially for you and a fast food meal slapped together for millions.
by Anonymous12 years ago
…they're both satisfying?
by Anonymous12 years ago
But can't you see the greater satisfaction that comes with sex being personal, loving gift?
by Anonymous12 years ago
Homemeade meals are never made specifically for me. I always have to share them with my cousins. That pretty much ruins your analogy for me.
by Anonymous12 years ago
But can't you use your imagination and envision if one was cooked for you alone?
by Anonymous12 years ago
I'd hire a food taster.
by Anonymous12 years ago
So if someone loved you and wanted to have sex with only you to demonstrate this love, you'd be suspicious and make them get tested for STDs first?
by Anonymous12 years ago
No, in that scenario, I'd be very grateful. However, neither of those seem like exceedingly likely scenarios.
by Anonymous12 years ago
"you'd be suspicious and make them get tested for STDs first?"
Yes?
Sorry to butt in, but before I have sex with anyone I ask them the dates of their last STD and HIV tests? Not because I'm suspicious, but just goddam common sense.
Like, does everyone do that?
by Anonymous12 years ago
That sounds more like a "I just met you" kind of situation...
by Anonymous12 years ago
Not always - when you're dating someone, obviously the best time to ask is sometime before you first have sex with them.
by Anonymous12 years ago
Hmm. Well, yes. I just never imagined myself asking anyone that sort of things. I'd just trust them to take care of that themselves.
by Anonymous12 years ago
Uh...no. Its creepy.
by Anonymous12 years ago
Why? Like, if I've been seeing someone for a while, and we both know sex is coming up, I'd want to talk about this before, ya know, the clothes come off - rather than try and discuss it in the heat of the moment or something.
by Anonymous12 years ago
Yeah, that fits into this analogy - a homecooked meal is way better obviously, but sometimes you just want fast food.
by Anonymous12 years ago
No way, my homecooked meals suck.
by Anonymous12 years ago
HAHA COLIN'S MUM DOESN'T LOVE HIM
by Anonymous12 years ago
Mom*
and my dad cooks shit anyway
by Anonymous12 years ago
Oh my God Simon you can't just tell someone their mom doesn't love them!
by Anonymous12 years ago
Using this analogy, too much sex makes you fat.
by Anonymous12 years ago
Using an analogy between two situations doesn't mean to say that the two situations are 100% similar.
by Anonymous12 years ago
Yeah, home cooked meals are awesome. But sometimes I just want a friggen McDonalds cheese burger. Nothing wrong with that.
by Anonymous12 years ago
Having meaningless sex makes you appreciate the meaningful sex 100 times more. Of coarse meaningful sex is better, once you have had both you can actually compare and learn from the experience
by Anonymous12 years ago
A home cooked meal is nice, but sometimes after a long night of drinking, you just want to stop at Taco Bell.
by Anonymous11 years ago
I want good sex...with a person I love who loves me back. I don't want it any other way, ever.
by Anonymous12 years ago
Well in that case, I love you.
by Anonymous12 years ago
But I don't love you.
by Anonymous12 years ago
(cry2)
by Anonymous12 years ago
Sexism in practice:
If a man says this, he's sexist.
If a woman says this, she's a modern educated respected feminist female.
by Anonymous12 years ago
I never knew girls actually want dicks inside of them
by Anonymous12 years ago
We do. Well, us straight and bi women.
by Anonymous12 years ago
By saying, "us straight and bi women," you're implying that you're both straight and bi...
by Anonymous12 years ago
I guess I added on and bi after I thought about it. Should say, "Well, straight and bi women." Or, "Well, us straight (and bi) women." Oops.
by Anonymous12 years ago
Shh, you can't give away our secrets! Then they will expect it from us! Lol
by Anonymous12 years ago
Oh shit! What I meant to say was we don't like penises inside us (just one will do).
by Anonymous12 years ago
Nice cover up ;)
by Anonymous12 years ago
Hmmm is that so? Alright brb ima tell a random girl if she wants my dick inside of her haha just playing, I don't wanna post "If you tell a random girl if she's down to f*uck, she'll slap you amirite?"
by Anonymous12 years ago
Hahaha she probably would. But there's that odd chance that she'll go for it.
by Anonymous12 years ago
Would you go for it? (; haha just playing, but nah she probably won't cause she'll probably think i have AIDS or something
by Anonymous12 years ago
Haha I would not. The sluttiest would. So if you didn't have AIDS or something before...
by Anonymous12 years ago
Hmmm I don't get girls they say they're just as horny as guys or want sex, but then you ask and say no..its weird
by Anonymous12 years ago
I love sex. Just not with strangers.
by Anonymous12 years ago
What, you think guys are the only ones who get horny?
by Anonymous12 years ago
Hmm no, but I never knew girls wanted dicks in their pusssay/asss/mouth cause at some point the dude will want to put it in there..true story.
by Anonymous12 years ago
OH MY GOSH, no one ever wants to agree with that when I say it out loud. Fucking taboos...
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