There is half a glass of milk. The optimist says "The glass is half full." The pessimist says "That glass is half empty". The pervert says "thats not milk..", amirite?

+574 There is half a glass of milk. The optimist says "The glass is half full." The pessimist says "That glass is half empty". The pervert says "thats not milk..", amirite?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

and the Irish man says, "are you going to finish that?" (dnt freak out bout me stereotyping irish cuz i am indeed irish ok?)

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Hahahahahaha oh man that cracked me up! Haha

by Anonymous 13 years ago

glad i cld make someones day :)

by Anonymous 13 years ago

and the engineer says the glass is twice as big as it needs to be.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

and the realist says "I'll have to wash that glass."

by Anonymous 13 years ago

And Jim says "OH MY GOD!! THE WATER IS EVAPORATING!! DRINK IT!! DRINK IT!!!!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

lmfao(:

by Anonymous 13 years ago

The girls from "2 girls one cup" ask, "is that shit?"

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Oops, I meant milk. :)

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I thought this was lame until the pervert said something baha.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

and Santa says "Not ANOTHER glass of fucking milk!"

by Anonymous 13 years ago