+534 The following is a word to the wise: using colons will make you sound smarter; semi colons will also make you sound smarter, amirite?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

That is true, unless you use the semicolon incorrectly.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I thought of a different colon.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Technically, you can't "sound" smarter. You can only look smarter because hopefully you don't say "Semi-colon" in the middle of your sentence.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

having a colon will allow you to poop properly.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

but not a semi-colon... if you have one of those... you're fucked...

by Anonymous 13 years ago

haha OHH YEAHHHHHHHHHHHH ! having a high-fiber diet reduces your risk of colon cancer ! holla!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

*Using. You capitalize after a colon.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Not always.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Can't hear voices over text. you would seem smarter.

by Anonymous 13 years ago