<-- (look to your left) that is your weapon in the zombie apocalypse, amirite?

It's a lamp.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

same here, but i also have a box of tissues, hmm i think the lamp will be more usefull, though im probably still screwed...*beats zombie with small lamp* "die die!" *arm is riped off* "oh shit!" *dies*

by Anonymous 13 years ago

A hair brush? I'm screwed!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Tissues....

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Same here. Plus lotion and a play-... the Bible.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

All you all just come over to my place. I have a drum kit next to me.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

You seem to have a southern accent. I trust you completely.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I call the top-hat

by Anonymous 13 years ago

The rest of my room. Yessssssss

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I think this is the first time a post has gotten more comments than votes...

by Anonymous 13 years ago

A fan and a exercise ball. I'm Doomed!!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

No, you could stick the zombie's arms in the fan so the blades chop it up, and you could play zombie dodgeball with the exercise ball.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

It's a calendar...

by Anonymous 13 years ago

My dog. Fuckkk yeeaaahh

by Anonymous 13 years ago

You go rufus! Kill the zombies! Good boy!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

This isn't 4chan, faggot

by Anonymous 13 years ago

A pillow. ZOMBIE PILLOW FIIIGHT!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Me too! I memory foam one!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

A golf club!!!!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

A teddy bear names snuggles. Excellent. :|

by Anonymous 13 years ago

My stuffed unicorn named Mirphak? haha I'm screwed!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Unicrons are considered good luck...

by Anonymous 13 years ago

A sandwich...?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

A cell phone. An outdated cell phone. Really. =/

by Anonymous 13 years ago

if its a nokia your going to save the world and still have the phone in one piece

by Anonymous 11 years ago

my bed. this doesnt look good....

by Anonymous 13 years ago

A Puerto Rican...

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Is that good or bad?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Well, he can fend me off while I run lol

by Anonymous 13 years ago

So is it good?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

That sounds good to me...

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Anyways...how did you see a Puerto Rican to your left?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I was in class

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Oh. That explains it. Puerto Ricans are sometimes very violent...maybe he can fight the zombie while you run!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

That's what I'm saying!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Good!!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Toilet paper and a towel. I get to TP the zombies, and then smack them with a towel. Marvelous.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

are you on the toilet by any chance?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

No, it sounds like it but my room is just full if random shit

by Anonymous 13 years ago

aha toilet paper, good times

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Wall.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

well maybe you could hide behind it?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

(!@#$%^&*()): I wouldn't count on it, the other side of it is the outside, I'm expecting there'd be more zombies out there than in here, maybe I could hit them against it...

by Anonymous 13 years ago

A cell phone, cup of ice water, three pillows, two books, and the contents of my purse. It'd be easier to just surrender.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

my bed (covered in blankets pillows and my ugly doll) and an empty juicebox...this will go splendidly...

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Sitting at my desk and... A 50 pound bust of Julius Caesar... Bring It.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

my couch fuck yeah bitches

by Anonymous 13 years ago

FUCK. YO. COUCH. NIGGA!!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

FUCK YOU!!! imma beat you over the head with my couch! :)

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Taja, he obviously didn't get your reference

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I know :(

by Anonymous 13 years ago

RWJ FTW!!!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Umm.. no. Dave Chappelle ftw!!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

A chair.. Well, it looks like I'm better off than some of you.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

A wall !!! I'm doomed !!! To my right.. Oh my god... ZOMBIES !!!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Sitting at my desk and... A 50 pound bust of Julius Caesar... Bring It.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

A mop haha awesome.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

My hockey stick haha

by Anonymous 13 years ago

My 9-year-old brother... I'm scared.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

A bazooka. Fuck yeah!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

my foam pirate sword????

by Anonymous 13 years ago

sweeeeeet

by Anonymous 13 years ago

A giant toy rabbit (: Why don't a just lie naked on a salad and yell "take me!"

by Anonymous 13 years ago

A giant stuffed duck :/ is there room on the salad for 2?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Yes, if you bring the duck. He can be the appetiser & also fulfill my duck fetish.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

a wall???

by Anonymous 13 years ago

seven children are directly to my left.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

a pair of jeans and a picture of a wolf....great T_T

by Anonymous 13 years ago

My speaker, some pills, and a jar of Salsa...

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Hold, on, I'll be there in a few seconds. I might be able to make you a bomb.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

oh, haha macgyver...

by Anonymous 13 years ago

a pair of shorts. seriously? im i supposed to get close enough to them to suffocate them? and i live beside a graveyard. im f.u.c.k.e.d.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

a bowl of cereal...

by Anonymous 13 years ago

cupcakes...

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I'd eat those all before the zombies came.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Some textbooks, and my dad...win?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

My body pillow, my yearbook, and my Blackberry... I don`t think any of those will save me.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

a magazine, i'm screwed

by Anonymous 13 years ago

A house phone, a PS3 controller, and a keyboard. I'm totally going to survive.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

A stapler. IMA STAPLE THAT FOO'S FACE.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Chapstick. Im screwed.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Oh no... it's a pillow =O I'm doomed.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

A Harry Potter book..avada kedavra? O.o

by Anonymous 13 years ago

A pillow

by Anonymous 13 years ago

A corded phone, a book, and a stapler.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

My twin and a box of Wheat Thins :) ill protect you all

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Mmmmm your twin.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

A metal music stand. OH YEAH I'm gonna save you all!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

golf clubs. :) bring it on zombies!!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

an empty water bottle and a magazine. i'm fucked.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Haha I have you all beat. My daughters swing is to my left :D. It has a fan, multiple blankets, two bras and a plastic bag in it.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

oooooooh. I thought you meant the little cell phone symbol. :/

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Yeah me too.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

My hand and my sneakers. I'm screwed.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

A TV remote!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Anyways, bird food and a rubber duck... :/

by Anonymous 13 years ago

A fruit basket. Crap.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Alarm Clock... Crap.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

stapler....yes!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I cheated. I unplugged my laptop and rolled over to where a fire poker was.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

A yellow submarine lava lamp? It CAN get hot...

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Well, I'm so late to comment few people will read this but a radio! Awesome!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I read it. Don't worry.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

M-16 f*ck ya!!!!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

a screwdriver, scissors, lotion, assorted pens, and a lamp? ...fuuuuuuu....

by Anonymous 13 years ago

an empty glass!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

A Caprisun? It's grape, so I'll just give some to the zombies and they'll die from disgusting medicine taste.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

CDs and a burrito :P

by Anonymous 13 years ago

A lamp, a trash can and a bookcase. YE-AH! The boockcase not only has books, but a stapler, tape, picture frames, a trophy, pencils and rubber bands. I think I'm set to hit, smash, staple, tape, and poke those zombies back to death!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

a pillow. Lololololol

by Anonymous 13 years ago

....ULTIMATE BENDOMINO FTW.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

My pillow? Uh oh.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

OHOHO!! I have the gun locker!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Knife!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I got a scope from a Nerf Longshot...

by Anonymous 13 years ago

...I got a stuffed Domo from target, with a cape on...

by Anonymous 13 years ago

*looks to left* Zombie.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

My thumb...

by Anonymous 13 years ago

the wall -.-

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Pikachu is my weapon? Awesome.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

... the door =/

by Anonymous 13 years ago

A... cowboy hat?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

My wall. I get to bash their head into the wall till they die for sure! Fuck yeah!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

A piano? I'm not exactly sure how this is going to work. But hey, it'll be intresting.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

SICCIORS AND A BRACLET!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I have an empty space to my left...not cool. I guess I'll be running then.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

couch...too bad i wouldnt be able to lift it

by Anonymous 13 years ago

A printer...mmmm...this doesnt look good

by Anonymous 13 years ago

....its a random old lady >_<.... well she has a giant purse?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

popsicle?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

A ginger. CRAP.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Haha a wall is gonna be my weapon...that is seriously the only thing I see when I look to my left. :)

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Pillow =(

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Im in a hotel and to my left is a window with the city of new haven. I have yale campus and everything/one on it to help me fight!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

if anyone coincedentally had like a sword next to them they'd be so excited they would take it out and yell "BRING IT ON!!!!"

by Anonymous 13 years ago

my fox terrier...im screwed he's a baby

by Anonymous 13 years ago

A stuffed animal Tigger? "Quick get your weapons! The zombies are coming!" *pulls out Tigger* "Uhh..."

by Anonymous 13 years ago

A guitar hero guitar!>=D

by Anonymous 13 years ago

A bag of goldfish, a rabbit-vase, an old-style horn, and a clay cup. I STAB YOU WITH CUP! IT IS NO LONGER CLAY CUP, IT IS SLAY CUP!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

some tools kool

by Anonymous 13 years ago

My 'Rebel Without A Cause' DVD. I'm screwed.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

The thing on my left is a nonworking PC monitor. I think there is a possibility that I might survive.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

An envelope. Good stuff.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

awesome, a guitar. it actually is a weapon in l4d2!!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

A cushion.. From a couch.. We could have a pillow fight!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

My leg. Hmm..

by Anonymous 13 years ago

a poptart?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

bunch of stuffed animals....fffffffuuuuuuu

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Nothing. At all. Yeah, I think I'll just become a zombie.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Deodorant?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

HELLS YEAH, they better beward the wrath of my...iPod charger.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

A stuffed Buttercup from the powerpuff girls. Fuck yeah.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Half a bar of chocolate. Oh dear.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

my sex doll. oh Yeaah.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

starbucks coffee and redbull...

by Anonymous 13 years ago

my cell phone well i could always call for help :/

by Anonymous 13 years ago

A replica sword and a loaded gun. YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

by Anonymous 13 years ago

My younger sister. Sometimes the universe just throws you a freebie :)

by Anonymous 13 years ago

You guys are awesome!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I have a gecko, some soccer cleats, and a slinky. I may need to make a sling shot and use the gecko as ammunition....sorry Zilla....

by Anonymous 13 years ago

A tiny cactus with a litle sombrero

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Best comment string ever.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Every one! We need to meet in a disclosed location at the apocalypse! We will bring our weapons and divide them evenly. Like I said I have a drum kit, so the 4 or 5 people who just had pillows can take a Tom or a cymbal (exept the hi-hat, that ones mine).

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I have my binder with a picture of Chuck Norris on the front... Maybe if I hold the binder to my face they'll think I'm him and run. :D Or I have a pillow for back up.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

A big metal shelf full of crap, a printer and a phone.... wel the only thing I can lift is the phone. Death by sales call?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

a coffee? i could kill them all with my caffeine addiction! :O

by Anonymous 12 years ago

i decided coffee wasn't going to help so am now sat in the shed with my dads replica Bowie knives, twin swords, god knows how many saws, 3 hammers, 2 small and one large axe, an industrial staple gun, lawnmower, old crossbow and ..... i still have my coffee :D

by Anonymous 12 years ago

... A kitten.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

The arrow at the start is particularly helpful. Anyway, for me, it's a pillow...

by Anonymous 11 years ago

Real life metal replica of the Captain America shield. Fucking bring it. >:D

by Anonymous 11 years ago

...My old clone trooper helmet and hat rack. .-. I'd last a few minutes at least.

by Anonymous 11 years ago