+782 Pooping at school is weird, amirite?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Yeah. 1) People can hear you 2) People can smell you 3) Your screwed if the flush doesn't work. 4) You can't take as long as you'd like 5) You get that awkward feeling when you get out of the stall.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Yeah. 1) People can hear you 2) People can smell you 3) Your screwed if the flush doesn't work. 4) You can't take as long as you'd like 5) You get that awkward feeling when you get out of the stall.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Once, my stomach hurt really badly and I had to poo. Luckily, it was after school and no one was there.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Cool story, tell it again?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

(poop@homeplz): No, people only need to read my embarrassing stories once ;)

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I do powershits. I go really fast so people just think I'm changing my pad or something. It's intense. Sometimes I can't help it.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Sounds like an olympic sport :).

by Anonymous 13 years ago

(poop@homeplz): THAT....WOULD BE THE BEST SPORT EVER

by Anonymous 13 years ago

and they can show it on worldwide broadcast at a special events. "3...2...1...GO! WOAH LOOK AT THAT DUMP! NEW WORLD RECORD!"

by Anonymous 13 years ago

i try to avoid it if i can, i only go if i abosultely must lol

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I never go @ school.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

usually i don't do anything at school simply because my schools bathrooms are nasty. but i've gotton into the habbit where i go 'to the bathroom' right when i come home. so far it's worked

by Anonymous 13 years ago

It's especially awkward when you take a long time.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

lol i never go at school or at public places

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I go into the school bathroom, sit down, take as much time as I need for it to come out, and make as much noise as I have to. So does everyone else. There's usually all 3 bathroom stalls with people in them. Who cares?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

i think pooping anywhere but at home is weird.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

You never played sports, did you?

by Anonymous 10 years ago