+366 A friend is like a condom. They'll stick close to you and protect you as best they can but once you fill them with semen you need a new one. amirite?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

this made me almost laugh out loud during class

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Why are you on Amirite at school? Shame shame.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I like how it's this metaphor then it just cuts to the chase.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

*simile

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Oh yep you're right. I forget to use my brain.

by Anonymous 13 years ago