+542 I bought a car for the millionth visitor to my website, but I'm guessing they didn't believe me or something. I should try and connect to them by sending them an email saying how I can enlarge their penis, amirite?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I get emails about that. But I'm a girl.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

At first I was like, "Oh shit, they ripped off xkcd!" But you changed it up, so it's cool

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Oh yeah, THAT'S where I remembered it from. ono Sorry, I love xkcd. I know exactly which one you're talking about now, but I suppose I did change it up with the ending.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

stolen from xkcd http://xkcd.com/570/

by Anonymous 13 years ago

See comment above, I JUST addressed this.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

shit! look at you, pissy little shit.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Dood that hurts. I think I'm gonna go cut myself in the corner.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Hi :)

by Anonymous 13 years ago