+965 Who teaches sex ed at Hogwarts? amirite?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Snape, of course :)

by Anonymous 13 years ago

snape, snape. severus snape. snape, snape. severus snape.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Dumbledore!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Ron! Ron! Ron Weasley!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Herrrrrrmione!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

(amirite???): Harry Potter! Harry Potter!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Harry! Snape! Harry! Snape! Harry! Snape! Harry! Snape!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

SINGING OUR SONG, ALL DAY LONG, AT HOOOOGWAAAARTS!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

You forgot the I'm harry potter harry harry potter

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I found the source of the ticking! It's a pint bomb!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

YAAAAYYY! :D *dies in a fiery explosion of death*

by Anonymous 13 years ago

NAKED TIME.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

mwahahahahahaaaaa.... Voldemort, Voldemort, Voldy Voldy Voldy Voldy Voldemort!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Now that would be a ridiculously awkward class.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Your mom.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

The sorting hat knows EVERYTHING! ;)

by Anonymous 13 years ago

so you read it too? :D

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Read what? The books?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

ah, never mind... I thought you'd read this one ff where the sorting hat actually does know everything.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

probably a hog considering the name,they can get genital warts also

by Anonymous 13 years ago

i think they would be expected to know, if not, then well they fail at life...

by Anonymous 13 years ago

There's a video on YouTube. It's Harry Potter and the Sex Ed Teacher or something like that.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I found the link: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rHBr8ZLFEKg

by Anonymous 13 years ago

wow

by Anonymous 13 years ago

not necessarily... pure-blood kids probs don't watch online porn from the age of eight up.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

that explains so much...

by Anonymous 13 years ago

"Come on, Draco, you've got to let it go, you've got to let it goooo..." "WHAT?"

by Anonymous 13 years ago

ikr?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Yerrp...now that i think of it...maybe the wealeys didnt realise where babies came from until much later xP

by Anonymous 13 years ago

This is a legit question.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

ikr? I mean, logic would say Heads of House... But really? McGonagall teaching sex ed? Mental images... -_-

by Anonymous 13 years ago

o.o well not all schools teach sex ed, like certain religious schools, so maybe hogwarts follows a similar rule?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

The Scarf of Sexual Orientation?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Win.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Darn, you beat me to it...

by Anonymous 13 years ago

It's the Scarf of Sexual Preference, actually. nice try though

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Darn, I was going to say that:)

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Damnit. :(

by Anonymous 13 years ago

"Let's go Dumbledear."

by Anonymous 13 years ago

If I could favorite comments, I'd favorite that one for sure.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Filch. That guy is the biggest perv.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

point.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

win.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

It would be weird if it were on of the paintings. I mean, imagine how visual they could get.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Merrrlin. Mental image much?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

My money is on the centaur fellow.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Firenze? But then they'd only learn centaur style. Damn.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

My first thought was Lockhart. But somehow I know that couldn't end well.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

maybe........... hagrid? he would be emotionless.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

It'd be Madam Pomfrey! She's the nurse and cares about their health like they're her children, what's to say she doesn't care about their sexual health? It couldn't be anyone else.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Quite possibly, but who would help the ickle firsties who have damaged themselves in flying lessons when she is preaching about safe sex?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

She can teach it in the hospital wing, that way when the ickle firsties get hurt she can heal and teach :)

by Anonymous 13 years ago

"'Scuse me for a moment, Colin. Now this here is what is called a penis." "MME POMFRY!!!!"

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Flitwick. I mean, he DOES have a history with Cho.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Do wizards have magical equivalent to condoms?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I'm guessing that there's a birth control potion.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Impervius ^^

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Its prof. LONG"WAND"

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Does anyone read the fanfiction? they teach themselves, and they teach themselves pretty thoroughly. O_________o

by Anonymous 13 years ago

PLEASEEE.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

LINK PLEASE.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

There is no link... Just go to fanfiction.net and click "mature" O_o

by Anonymous 13 years ago

oh, right... I've done that :) I thought you had something specific in mind.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

http://funnyjunk.com/funny_pictures/118045/Hogwarts+Sex+Ed/ ^ that is what happens. :D

by Anonymous 13 years ago

LMFAOO!!!!!!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

hahahaha that was good, that was good.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Binns.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Hagrid of course.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Omg. You know how many comments this post had before i commented? 69. ha. haha

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Hahaha it should be Lockheart! Except for the whole memory loss thing...

by Anonymous 13 years ago