ah, never mind... I thought you'd read this one ff where the sorting hat actually does know everything.
by Anonymous13 years ago
probably a hog considering the name,they can get genital warts also
by Anonymous13 years ago
i think they would be expected to know, if not, then well they fail at life...
by Anonymous13 years ago
There's a video on YouTube. It's Harry Potter and the Sex Ed Teacher or something like that.
by Anonymous13 years ago
I found the link:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rHBr8ZLFEKg
by Anonymous13 years ago
wow
by Anonymous13 years ago
not necessarily... pure-blood kids probs don't watch online porn from the age of eight up.
by Anonymous13 years ago
that explains so much...
by Anonymous13 years ago
"Come on, Draco, you've got to let it go, you've got to let it goooo..."
"WHAT?"
by Anonymous13 years ago
ikr?
by Anonymous13 years ago
Yerrp...now that i think of it...maybe the wealeys didnt realise where babies came from until much later xP
by Anonymous13 years ago
This is a legit question.
by Anonymous13 years ago
ikr? I mean, logic would say Heads of House... But really? McGonagall teaching sex ed?
Mental images... -_-
by Anonymous13 years ago
o.o well not all schools teach sex ed, like certain religious schools, so maybe hogwarts follows a similar rule?
by Anonymous13 years ago
The Scarf of Sexual Orientation?
by Anonymous13 years ago
Win.
by Anonymous13 years ago
Darn, you beat me to it...
by Anonymous13 years ago
It's the Scarf of Sexual Preference, actually. nice try though
by Anonymous13 years ago
Darn, I was going to say that:)
by Anonymous13 years ago
Damnit. :(
by Anonymous13 years ago
"Let's go Dumbledear."
by Anonymous13 years ago
If I could favorite comments, I'd favorite that one for sure.
by Anonymous13 years ago
Filch. That guy is the biggest perv.
by Anonymous13 years ago
point.
by Anonymous13 years ago
win.
by Anonymous13 years ago
It would be weird if it were on of the paintings. I mean, imagine how visual they could get.
by Anonymous13 years ago
Merrrlin.
Mental image much?
by Anonymous13 years ago
My money is on the centaur fellow.
by Anonymous13 years ago
Firenze? But then they'd only learn centaur style.
Damn.
by Anonymous13 years ago
My first thought was Lockhart. But somehow I know that couldn't end well.
by Anonymous13 years ago
maybe........... hagrid? he would be emotionless.
by Anonymous13 years ago
It'd be Madam Pomfrey! She's the nurse and cares about their health like they're her children, what's to say she doesn't care about their sexual health? It couldn't be anyone else.
by Anonymous13 years ago
Quite possibly, but who would help the ickle firsties who have damaged themselves in flying lessons when she is preaching about safe sex?
by Anonymous13 years ago
She can teach it in the hospital wing, that way when the ickle firsties get hurt she can heal and teach :)
by Anonymous13 years ago
"'Scuse me for a moment, Colin. Now this here is what is called a penis."
"MME POMFRY!!!!"
by Anonymous13 years ago
Flitwick. I mean, he DOES have a history with Cho.
by Anonymous13 years ago
Do wizards have magical equivalent to condoms?
by Anonymous13 years ago
I'm guessing that there's a birth control potion.
by Anonymous13 years ago
Impervius ^^
by Anonymous13 years ago
Its prof. LONG"WAND"
by Anonymous13 years ago
Does anyone read the fanfiction? they teach themselves, and they teach themselves pretty thoroughly. O_________o
by Anonymous13 years ago
PLEASEEE.
by Anonymous13 years ago
LINK PLEASE.
by Anonymous13 years ago
There is no link... Just go to fanfiction.net and click "mature" O_o
by Anonymous13 years ago
oh, right... I've done that :) I thought you had something specific in mind.
by Anonymous13 years ago
http://funnyjunk.com/funny_pictures/118045/Hogwarts+Sex+Ed/
^ that is what happens. :D
by Anonymous13 years ago
LMFAOO!!!!!!
by Anonymous13 years ago
hahahaha that was good, that was good.
by Anonymous13 years ago
Binns.
by Anonymous13 years ago
Hagrid of course.
by Anonymous13 years ago
Omg. You know how many comments this post had before i commented? 69. ha. haha
by Anonymous13 years ago
Hahaha it should be Lockheart! Except for the whole memory loss thing...
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