+342 Me: "Yeah, I play an instrument." Them: "Oh cool, which one?" Me: "Bass guitar." Them: Oh, guitar. That's coo-....did you say bass?" *walks away", amirite?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I see I'm not the only bassist with this issue

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Indeed.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

drummers and bassists are some of the most under-appreciated people.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

True that. You always here about singers and guitarists, but bass and drums are more important, considering they provide the rhythm. If anything, they should be in the spotlight.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

bass is gay

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I don't really care because male musicians are a billion times hotter. I think I'd date a guy in a band over a jock.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Bass parts of songs often sound simpler, but the instrument itself is harder to play.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

(NO!!!): True for the most part except for Tool... they are the only band that I actually pay attention to the bass guitar.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

uhh.. Red Hot Chili Peppers.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Im trying to learn base. But the only one i have is fretless.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Step 1 to learning bass: Learn how to spell bass.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

yeah im sure that has a ton to do with it.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Well bassists are typically the "nerds" of the band. So good grammar helps to achieve the bassist image.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

agreed. i'm pretty sure the bass doesn't have a keyboard you use to give it commands

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Bass: the B stands for bad and the rest of the word stays the same.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I feel like I've said this before.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

See with me, the action of walking away would probably be replaced my taking all my clothes off. Bass players are sexier than guitarists.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

why can't i meet you bass-loving girls in real life..

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Where are you? Also: Shouldn't have posted Anonymously

by Anonymous 13 years ago

i'm in mass! :P slappin ma' Fender J-Bass all alonee

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Why can't I meet a bass playing guy in real life? D:

by Anonymous 13 years ago

It's because playing bass guitar is much easier than playing guitar. In a lot of music, the bassist plays about 1-3 different chords.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

any basic person can just hit the roots of the chord that the guitarist is playing, but when you try to change it up with inversions and complimenting bass notes, then it is difficult. not to mention slap bass. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NHdN_O5k3WM

by Anonymous 13 years ago

-nods-

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Bass guitar is just as sexy as regular. Both are panty-droppers xD

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Eh, you think that's bad? Try playing the flute. You're the butt of everyone's jokes when they discover you're a flautist.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

if you play bass guitar you can play guitar fairly easily. :) (and visa versa.)

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Noo. Musicians are sexy. My boyfriend plays bass and he's 10 times hotter than the fat/ugly guitarists in his band. x:

by Anonymous 13 years ago

oh yay. musician jokes :)

by Anonymous 13 years ago

See, for me. Its more like "Oh you play bass? *orgasm*" because. i fucking loooove bass players.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

You are truely, one in a million. Glad the post got so much response.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Bass players are actually usually the really cute quiet ones in bands. I'd rather date a shy bassist or drummer than a cocky singer or guitarist.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I'm a girl and play bass, but no one says I'm sexy... Does it only work for guys? D:

by Anonymous 13 years ago

*drools* That is so sexy.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Gyah, thank you for the confidence boost! <3 You never hear about girls playing those types of instruments around here. Oh god, but I don't wanna sound like one of those girls that are like "I play CoD and I'm a giiirl. I play guitar and I'm a giiirl." Bleck.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I love you. =P~

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Want to be my girlfriend?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Haa, Shannon, you have admirers <3

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I love it. ;D

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I play both bass and guitar in two different bands lol

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Bass is too fun to play. It can sound so funky xD :)

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I like the bass more than the guitar, but I only know one bass player and he's 3 years older than me and kind of a jerk. I agree with a lot of the girl that have commented. "Oh, you play bass? Please excuse me while I take my clothes off" is the way I think xD

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Bass is a BEAutiful sound.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Its good when you can play guitar and bass because girls are impressed by 3 chord songs and musicians are impressed by your amazing bass lines

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I prefer bassists to guitarists :)

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Bassists are the sexiest. Period. *is not biased because she's a bassist... not at all*

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Im a girl and i play drums! some credit, pleeeease? no one tells me im sexy :(

by Anonymous 13 years ago

you'sa foxy female

by Anonymous 13 years ago

well thanks you. its nice to hear sometimes.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Ohhh.... Bass players..... Mental orgasm......

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I fully agree with all of the orgasmic previous responses. Bass players (I think) are just sexier. It's a common rule, btw

by Anonymous 13 years ago