+1,865 If you were stranded on an island, the three most amusing things you would bring are: Michael Phelps, a saddle, and a gold medal tied to a stick. amirite?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

or a plane...

by Anonymous 13 years ago

yeah...but that isn't funny...

by Anonymous 13 years ago

just no

by Anonymous 13 years ago

-snicker snicker- i get it x]

by Anonymous 13 years ago

(K. M. I.): good job :) haha some people don't.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I had this exact thought yesterday!!!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I don't see how that would be very amusing...

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I do :)

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Haha this made me laugh :)

by Anonymous 13 years ago

ive heard this before

by Anonymous 13 years ago

it's still funny...

by Anonymous 13 years ago

...or a bong.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

hahahahahahahahaha nice :D

by Anonymous 13 years ago

this would be an extremely interesting ride if he decides to swim butterfly haha

by Anonymous 13 years ago

you totally stole this from mlia but it's still awesome :)

by Anonymous 13 years ago

hahahahaha NO! MLIA is dumb and I haven't read it in over a year. My friend sent this to me in a text and I thought he made it up. Wasn't until after I posted it that I realized it's been on the internet for awhile.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

haha okay. just that i saw it on mlia a while ago. since i found amirite mlia has died for me though. :)

by Anonymous 13 years ago

MLIA best site ever

by Anonymous 13 years ago

No, you need to tie a bong on a stick, not a gold medal.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Hahahahaha

by Anonymous 13 years ago

POTD! :D

by Anonymous 13 years ago

That's funny, but I'd rather bring something else.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I'd ride Michael Phelps. HOLLA!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

BEAT ME TO IT

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Hells yeah!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

amusing and useful

by Anonymous 13 years ago

This is a facebook group, and that's not very funny.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I was thinking of using the saddle on Micheal Phelps, putting the gold medal on a stick and ride him to safety...

by Anonymous 13 years ago

How about dangling the medal in front of him and ride him off the island.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Gold Medal! Your offending all of those with silver medals!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

silver medals.?! thats offensive to bronze metals.! :)

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Medals? That's offensive to losers!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

losers.? thats offensive to winners.!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Winners? That's offensive to those who don't compete!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Compete!? That's offensive to regular Petes!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Pete? That's offensive to Phil!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

compete?. thats offensive to people who do compete.!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

People? That's offensive to animals!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

animals.? thats offensive to bugs.!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Bugs? That's offensive to arachnid!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

arachnid.? thats offensive to apes...?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Apes? That's offensive to Neanderthals!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Neanderthals.? thats offensive to humans.!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Humans? That's offensive to cats!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Cats.? Thats offensive to squirrels.!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Squirrels? That's offensive to Veruca!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Veruca.? Thats offensive to people who don't know what that means.! (me)

by Anonymous 13 years ago

You don't know what that means? That's offensive to Willy Wonka!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Willie Wonka.? Thats offensive to Micheal Jackson.!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Micheal Jackson? That's offensive to little boys!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Little boys.? That's offensive to little girls.!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Little girls? That's offensive to big girls!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Big girls.? Thats offensive to big boys.!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Big boys? That's offensive to small men... ;)

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Actually, I'd bring Michael Jackson, a little boy, and a bottle of wine. Drunken sex on the beach with Michael and some underaged kid. :'D

by Anonymous 13 years ago

offencive

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Your spelling is "offencive."

by Anonymous 13 years ago

http://www.amirite.net/371828

by Anonymous 13 years ago

this was on one of those funny pictures apps!!! FAIL!!!!!!!!!!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Stolen from 4chan. Way to be original.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

HAHA HOW FUNNY how about a boat, amphibious car, plane, helicopter, paddle boat... All are more efficient than even Phelps

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Thats 4-5 things. It depends if you count the string used to tie the medal to the stick.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I would bring bear grills, les stroud, and chuck norris

by Anonymous 13 years ago