Some days you just want to go and hug a giant sea turtle from behind, mostly because all it can do is wriggle its fins and head around, thinking,"Ahhhh, holy crap!", amirite?

+364 Some days you just want to go and hug a giant sea turtle from behind, mostly because all it can do is wriggle its fins and head around, thinking,"Ahhhh, holy crap!", amirite?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

and crap on you...

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Have you SEEN sea turtles??? They'll fuck your shit up! You try hugging one of those things and BAM! your head's bitten off! Not to mention the raw power they have in those flippers! They kill adult narwhals with that shit!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

this sounds like rape. . .

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Turtle molestation lol

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Hilarious mental image ;)

by Anonymous 13 years ago