+722 Girls: sometimes you wonder what happens to a guy's penis when he sits down to crap on the toilet, i mean, do they just let it hang there or what? Amirite?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I fold mine up into my waistband. wait. we're not talking about erections. Fuck.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

its just there, it sucks if we have a boner, cuz then its hard to pee.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

No pun intended?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

They cradle it like a baby.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

This made me laugh so hard!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

This made me GET so hard. Oh wait, I don't have a penis..

by Anonymous 13 years ago

That's..... Weird....

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Actually it's pretty normal for girls not to have penises. :o

by Anonymous 13 years ago

No not that part.... The part before =p

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I don't have a penis either :/. Most girls do not.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

wats a penis

by Anonymous 13 years ago

i know right, could someone tell us?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

culd sum wone explain plz?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

maybe look at your usernme :DD

by Anonymous 13 years ago

haha yeah, just let it hang i guess. Its not really our biggest focus when we are about to crap..

by Anonymous 13 years ago

it shrinks into our bodies and looks like a second belly button.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

(nickelxeye):... :/

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Made me laugh ^_^

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I'm 12, what is this?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

(( . Y . )): No way you're 12, your username says it all.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

^^This person is new to the internet.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

You obviously don't know a lot of 12 year olds; that's pretty typical behavior. :P

by Anonymous 13 years ago

You obviously don't know alot of internet meme's. "I'm 12 and what is this?" is a typical response to inappropriate posts as a joke. :P

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I'm aware of the lame memes, but that has nothing to do with my response to your comment. Also, when you responded to his comment, it make the boobs look like they have ripples. :o

by Anonymous 13 years ago

we take it apart and put it back in when where done

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Actually, as soon as we sit down, out dick is sucked into a parallel dimension inhabited only be dicks. Each male human being has their own own dick box, so they dont "cross sausages" with another dudes. Whats left in our crotch is a stump.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Funniest thing I've read all day!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

You're the best. :D

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Yeah....but I would never ask that in real life..people would laugh their asses off and never let you live it down XD.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

This made me laugh till I peed thanks for making my day

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Don't belive them, it doesnt hang that absurd. it goes inside of us.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Mine goes to the store and buys groceries, I normally ask for a Mountain Dew, but I preferred a Coke today.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

i prefer Dr. Pepper if the crap is hard

by Anonymous 13 years ago

It usually has a conversation with my anus, but the conversations don't last. Anus has verbal diarrhea.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

on an airplane , it turns blue

by Anonymous 11 years ago

My grandmother once confided to me that “men always wipe their bottoms from front to back, so they don’t get their chestnuts dirty!” It was an image that, at 12yo, I found quite disturbing. Utter bollocks, of course: they lift their balls out of the way & wipe with the other hand! In fact, it makes more sense for girls to wipe front-to-back, thus avoiding anus to vaginal infections.

by Anonymous 3 months ago