-95 You were never taught how to propery use semi-colans, amirite?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Apparently you weren't taught proper spelling either...

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Mi apologeez ser, i forgaut

by Anonymous 13 years ago

no, but I was taught how to properly use "semi-colons"

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Jesus Christ. What kind of English teachers have you had?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Jesus had the saintly kind.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Jesus spoke Aramaic.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

It was a joke.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Jesus loves LordoftheStraight. We both hate queers. And that includes the first three posters. You forfeited straightness and therefore spit on the gates of heaven.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Oh my god, just shut up already.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Your God? How dare you! JK, I am in full support of your comment.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

You were never taught how to use proper spelling.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

You ain't got no pancake mix!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

"Rawr", you should go hang out and play with two naked ken dolls in a garbage compactor. While it's in motion. Don't get out either. Your parents would finally be proud of something you did.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Oh no, I'm so depressed because some anonymous fuckface on the internet insulted me! Whatever will I do? Boo hoo. Seriously, try harder.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Oh no. A girl used the word 'fuck' and was sarcastically mean to me. She's sooooo badass!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I wasn't trying to be "badass". And seriously, who the fuck are you? An anon. Gtfo.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Wtf are you talking: about: I use: them fine.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

: ≠ ;

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Oh; my bad.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Not to mention you don't use them fine. That was excessive.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Oh; yes it was kin;d of exc;e;s;s;ive. Sorry;;;;;;;;;;;;;;

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Haha obviously you didn't learn how to use them.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Wait, me?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Ooops no I replied to the wrong comment sorry I meant to say that to MikePullam. Sorry!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

After subordinate clauses.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I think I lost a beer's worth of brain cells reading this >.< thanks a lot, op! >=P

by Anonymous 13 years ago

"rawr", you used that gay of a response as a.... wow. It's your bedtime. Go to bed now before daddy or father get mad and take away your teletubbies purse. You seriously need to stand in front of moving traffic and evaluate how useless you are. It'll hit you before the first car does.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Definitely not the best insult I've heard. I think you should give it another go. I'm sure you can do it if you put your mind to it! And use the 'reply' button next time.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

How did this make the homepage?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

To be honest I quite agree, this was really not one of my better posts...

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I admire your honesty, and I think some of your other posts should have been homepaged instead. People like weird things.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I didn't learn them in school, but still: http://theoatmeal.com/comics/semicolon

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I love The Oatmeal :D

by Anonymous 13 years ago