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How do you execute a fictional character? By nailing him to a cross. amirite?
by Anonymous13 years ago
I smell a troll
by Anonymous13 years ago
LYKE OMGGGG JEZUZ IS FER REEL!!!! WE HAS SCYENTIFIC PRREWF.
by Anonymous13 years ago
there are ways to present arguements and that is not one...
by Anonymous13 years ago
No, the fact that you thought that he was trolling got me like this. People can joke around too, no matter how CRAZYYY it seems.
by Anonymous13 years ago
I lol'd.
by Anonymous13 years ago
Ooohhh shits about to go dowwwnnnn!
by Anonymous13 years ago
Whoa, whoa, whoa. I might be atheist, but this post might still insult others. Please respect their beliefs.
by Anonymous13 years ago
Ya' know, like it wasn't proven Jesus was an actual real person.
by Anonymous13 years ago
And I'm not even much of a religious person, I'm just saying.
by Anonymous13 years ago
ya they have records
by Anonymous13 years ago
i lol'd
by Anonymous13 years ago
Let the overly religious comments begin
by Anonymous13 years ago
Jesus existed, historians (both atheists Christians and other religions) agree that he existed, the controversy is the fact that he performed all the miracles.
by Anonymous13 years ago
Lol the comments that are about to come are gonna be funneh. :3
by Anonymous13 years ago
So, when do the crazy comments start?
by Anonymous13 years ago
Nevermind...
by Anonymous13 years ago
Jesus WAS a real person...? it's not like people made him up...you just think people made up the fact that he was the son of god, our savior, etc
by Anonymous13 years ago
He probably wasn't the son of god, or "our savior."
There's no proof of that.
And if you say "oh the Bible has a LOT of proof in it!" just shut the hell up. I don't believe in Jesus, god, or anything like that.
I've read parts of the bible, and it makes no sense at all.
The fact that it says you shouldn't judge anyone and you should love everyone, but you're supposed to hate gay people?
Yay Christianity!
by Anonymous13 years ago
The Bible does not say you should hate gay people. Real Christians don't.
by Anonymous13 years ago
The bible contradicts itself all the fucking time.
And, the very beginning of the bible says that the first two people on earth were Adam and Eve.
If that's true, then we all spawned from them, which makes us all incest.
Which is fucking gross.
by Anonymous13 years ago
Hey, stfu. We don't need proof. We have faith. And that's all we need. We don't go around hating your beliefs, so I think we would all appreciate it if you left ours alone. And guess what? Stop steriotyping us. We aren't all nuns. Okay? Back of d bag.
by Anonymous13 years ago
Hey, stfu. We don't need proof. We have faith. And that's all we need. We don't go around hating your beliefs, so I think we would all appreciate it if you left ours alone. And guess what? Stop stereotyping us. We don't pretend to be perfect. If you knew anything about our religion, you would know that we fully understand that. Okay? Back off, and stop trying to start pointless drama. If your old enough to use the internet, your old enough to keep other people's beliefs in mind.
by Anonymous13 years ago
I never said that. Are you trying to start an unnecessary debate...? Haha
by Anonymous13 years ago
You're getting a lot of your facts wrong. At least TRY to read the whole thing, or study it some before you start to judge over what you heard and over read PARTS over...
by Anonymous13 years ago
Excuse me, sir troll? Of course it makes no sense when you read parts. Try to understand War and Peace by reading chapter 32 only.
by Anonymous13 years ago
It contradicts less than your shitty scientology.
by Anonymous13 years ago
Scientology? No.
I justg have no religion. It's better that way.
It contradicts itself in MANY ways.
by Anonymous13 years ago
That's kind of offensive :| I get that you probably don't like Christians or just want to cause some chaos but there's plenty of ways to express both without being so insulting...
by Anonymous13 years ago
Pretty harsh
by Anonymous13 years ago
people need to stfu about this. it was funny. get over yourself. ;)
by Anonymous13 years ago
I'm sure Squidward would die if you nailed him to a cross.
Congratulations.
by Anonymous13 years ago
eh, the internet has desensitized me to pro and anti religion stuff.
by Anonymous13 years ago
That in no way funny. I don't go makeing jokes about your religion so quit being so ignorant and prejudice towards mine. Thx.
by Anonymous13 years ago
im pretty sure the post wasn't adressed to you directly. so please dont act like it was. thx.
by Anonymous13 years ago
this is just plain rude
by Anonymous13 years ago
Oh shit, that was a good one troll I won't lie. If Jesus exists, he is probably laughing his ass off right now while all his little followers flip a shit over it.
by Anonymous13 years ago
Big lol.
by Anonymous13 years ago
There really was no reason to post that. You know that one saying that we heard when we were little "if you have nothing nice to say, don't say it"? Yeah well that applies here too.
by Anonymous13 years ago
It's the Internet. Get over it.
by Anonymous13 years ago
you know that one saying 'god's cool, it's his fan club i cant stand?' yeah well that applies here too.
by Anonymous13 years ago
(Optimus prime): Fan club? This isn't a fan club.
by Anonymous13 years ago
fan club. as in followers. omg.
by Anonymous13 years ago
Win.
by Anonymous13 years ago
I am god, fear my nonexistent wrath.
by Anonymous13 years ago
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A36I4L31Hzc
by Anonymous13 years ago
We aren't "followers" either
by Anonymous13 years ago
what would you call yourselves then? i mean thats the best word i can think of to describe whatever it is you are.
by Anonymous13 years ago
Yea, what do you call yourself?
If you say "Christian," you're a FOLLOWER of god.
by Anonymous13 years ago
holy shit that was hilarious
by Anonymous13 years ago
Were not a "species" as you are intending
by Anonymous13 years ago
its called the reply button.
anywho, i never said you were a 'species', i never refer to types of an animal as a 'follower'. but if you would just answer the question, i would know what it is y'all like to be called. i mean honestly follower is the best term i can think of...
by Anonymous13 years ago
I'm a Christian too and my preacher calls us followers of God all the time. I don't think that's a term that's meant offensively.
by Anonymous13 years ago
Dude, I'm not religious but I still hate it when people make fun of religion.
by Anonymous13 years ago
Yeah, way to be a jerk.
by Anonymous13 years ago
HAHAHAHAHAHA...hahahah...haha..ha.hmm.
*cough*
by Anonymous13 years ago
Aw, awwww..
by Anonymous13 years ago
No no no, OP! Someone has given you some horrible misinformation! Opinionated is not, in fact, synonymous with tactlessness and offensiveness. Man. Respect is a fabulous thing. Learn to embrace it.
by Anonymous13 years ago
Shut up, I love nailing jesus
by Anonymous13 years ago
niiiiiiiiiiiiiiice
by Anonymous13 years ago
Wow some people seriusly have no respect but when judgementday comes your eyes will be open to the truth and to all those people saying you dont belive in GOD then what do you lose praying tonight to GOD just saying "Lord if you are real prove it" plz just do it you only use up like what 10 seconds
by Anonymous13 years ago
(I LOVE GOD): I'm sorry, but people who are anal about their religion are just as annoying as people who bash religions. It's like that one post a while ago said, it's fine to have a religion an to be proud of it, but please don't force it down other peoples throats with that judgment day stuff
by Anonymous13 years ago
I LOVE GOD: well yeah its just 10 seconds i'll Try it
by Anonymous13 years ago
I don't know if this is a joke or if you are another one of those Christian-haters, but have some respect please.
by Anonymous13 years ago
interesting how people are like "Christians hate on everyone!" True Christians don't hate, & secondly, Christians seem to get more hate than anyone else out there. People need to learn respect, seriously.
by Anonymous13 years ago
Christians make up more than half of the western population and is the biggest religion in the world. Stop acting like you're victims in this.
by Anonymous13 years ago
So you are right? We have 8 hours a day with 2 hours devoted to having science shoved down out throats.
by Anonymous13 years ago
I lol'd. People take jokes way too seriously. Real talk.
by Anonymous13 years ago
everybody needs to calm the hell down. all you retards who tthink this is horrible and voted for this either good or bad are dumb because all you did was give the ignorant fool who wrote this a homepage post so way to be...you couldnt just let it drift on into nothing on the just in page... you just had to throw aa bitch fit and vote 500 times
by Anonymous13 years ago
If you don't like it, I wouldn't stay on amirite if I were you.
by Anonymous13 years ago
People are overreacting saying it's rude :P It's a joke, but I personally just didn't find it funny.
by Anonymous13 years ago
wow lol. if christians were so great well, then why do they say all muslims are terrorists.?...
by Anonymous13 years ago
When did we say all Muslims were terrorists? Are you a Muslim yourself and went into a church and got the police called? STFU.
by Anonymous13 years ago
Well there are some hard core christians out there. And what if i am.?! and i wouldn't do that. so why don't you STFU dipshit.
by Anonymous13 years ago
Go to hell
by Anonymous13 years ago
As a very opinionated atheist, I can't comprehend how Christianity would be so powerful if it didn't have a central figure creating and guiding its theology. Considering religious attitudes at the time, it wouldn't be a stretch to imagine that he would be crucified for threatening the Romans.
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