-584 How do you execute a fictional character? By nailing him to a cross. amirite?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

wary I smell a troll

by Anonymous 13 years ago

LYKE OMGGGG JEZUZ IS FER REEL!!!! WE HAS SCYENTIFIC PRREWF.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

there are ways to present arguements and that is not one...

by Anonymous 13 years ago

No, the fact that you thought that he was trolling got me like this. People can joke around too, no matter how CRAZYYY it seems.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I lol'd.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Ooohhh shits about to go dowwwnnnn!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Whoa, whoa, whoa. I might be atheist, but this post might still insult others. Please respect their beliefs.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Ya' know, like it wasn't proven Jesus was an actual real person.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

And I'm not even much of a religious person, I'm just saying.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

ya they have records

by Anonymous 13 years ago

i lol'd

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Let the overly religious comments begin

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Jesus existed, historians (both atheists Christians and other religions) agree that he existed, the controversy is the fact that he performed all the miracles.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Lol the comments that are about to come are gonna be funneh. :3

by Anonymous 13 years ago

So, when do the crazy comments start?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Nevermind...

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Jesus WAS a real person...? it's not like people made him up...you just think people made up the fact that he was the son of god, our savior, etc

by Anonymous 13 years ago

He probably wasn't the son of god, or "our savior." There's no proof of that. And if you say "oh the Bible has a LOT of proof in it!" just shut the hell up. I don't believe in Jesus, god, or anything like that. I've read parts of the bible, and it makes no sense at all. The fact that it says you shouldn't judge anyone and you should love everyone, but you're supposed to hate gay people? Yay Christianity!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

The Bible does not say you should hate gay people. Real Christians don't.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

The bible contradicts itself all the fucking time. And, the very beginning of the bible says that the first two people on earth were Adam and Eve. If that's true, then we all spawned from them, which makes us all incest. Which is fucking gross.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Hey, stfu. We don't need proof. We have faith. And that's all we need. We don't go around hating your beliefs, so I think we would all appreciate it if you left ours alone. And guess what? Stop steriotyping us. We aren't all nuns. Okay? Back of d bag.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Hey, stfu. We don't need proof. We have faith. And that's all we need. We don't go around hating your beliefs, so I think we would all appreciate it if you left ours alone. And guess what? Stop stereotyping us. We don't pretend to be perfect. If you knew anything about our religion, you would know that we fully understand that. Okay? Back off, and stop trying to start pointless drama. If your old enough to use the internet, your old enough to keep other people's beliefs in mind.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I never said that. Are you trying to start an unnecessary debate...? Haha

by Anonymous 13 years ago

You're getting a lot of your facts wrong. At least TRY to read the whole thing, or study it some before you start to judge over what you heard and over read PARTS over...

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Excuse me, sir troll? Of course it makes no sense when you read parts. Try to understand War and Peace by reading chapter 32 only.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

It contradicts less than your shitty scientology.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Scientology? No. I justg have no religion. It's better that way. It contradicts itself in MANY ways.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

That's kind of offensive :| I get that you probably don't like Christians or just want to cause some chaos but there's plenty of ways to express both without being so insulting...

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Pretty harsh

by Anonymous 13 years ago

people need to stfu about this. it was funny. get over yourself. ;)

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I'm sure Squidward would die if you nailed him to a cross. Congratulations.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

eh, the internet has desensitized me to pro and anti religion stuff.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

That in no way funny. I don't go makeing jokes about your religion so quit being so ignorant and prejudice towards mine. Thx.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

im pretty sure the post wasn't adressed to you directly. so please dont act like it was. thx.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

this is just plain rude

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Oh shit, that was a good one troll I won't lie. If Jesus exists, he is probably laughing his ass off right now while all his little followers flip a shit over it.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Big lol.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

There really was no reason to post that. You know that one saying that we heard when we were little "if you have nothing nice to say, don't say it"? Yeah well that applies here too.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

ono It's the Internet. Get over it.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

you know that one saying 'god's cool, it's his fan club i cant stand?' yeah well that applies here too.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

(Optimus prime): Fan club? This isn't a fan club.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

fan club. as in followers. omg.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Win.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I am god, fear my nonexistent wrath.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A36I4L31Hzc

by Anonymous 13 years ago

We aren't "followers" either

by Anonymous 13 years ago

what would you call yourselves then? i mean thats the best word i can think of to describe whatever it is you are.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Yea, what do you call yourself? If you say "Christian," you're a FOLLOWER of god.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

holy shit that was hilarious

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Were not a "species" as you are intending

by Anonymous 13 years ago

its called the reply button. anywho, i never said you were a 'species', i never refer to types of an animal as a 'follower'. but if you would just answer the question, i would know what it is y'all like to be called. i mean honestly follower is the best term i can think of...

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I'm a Christian too and my preacher calls us followers of God all the time. I don't think that's a term that's meant offensively.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Dude, I'm not religious but I still hate it when people make fun of religion.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Yeah, way to be a jerk.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

HAHAHAHAHAHA...hahahah...haha..ha.hmm. *cough*

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Aw, awwww..

by Anonymous 13 years ago

No no no, OP! Someone has given you some horrible misinformation! Opinionated is not, in fact, synonymous with tactlessness and offensiveness. Man. Respect is a fabulous thing. Learn to embrace it.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Shut up, I love nailing jesus

by Anonymous 13 years ago

niiiiiiiiiiiiiiice

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Wow some people seriusly have no respect but when judgementday comes your eyes will be open to the truth and to all those people saying you dont belive in GOD then what do you lose praying tonight to GOD just saying "Lord if you are real prove it" plz just do it you only use up like what 10 seconds

by Anonymous 13 years ago

(I LOVE GOD): I'm sorry, but people who are anal about their religion are just as annoying as people who bash religions. It's like that one post a while ago said, it's fine to have a religion an to be proud of it, but please don't force it down other peoples throats with that judgment day stuff

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I LOVE GOD: well yeah its just 10 seconds i'll Try it

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I don't know if this is a joke or if you are another one of those Christian-haters, but have some respect please.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

interesting how people are like "Christians hate on everyone!" True Christians don't hate, & secondly, Christians seem to get more hate than anyone else out there. People need to learn respect, seriously.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Christians make up more than half of the western population and is the biggest religion in the world. Stop acting like you're victims in this.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

So you are right? We have 8 hours a day with 2 hours devoted to having science shoved down out throats.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I lol'd. People take jokes way too seriously. Real talk.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

everybody needs to calm the hell down. all you retards who tthink this is horrible and voted for this either good or bad are dumb because all you did was give the ignorant fool who wrote this a homepage post so way to be...you couldnt just let it drift on into nothing on the just in page... you just had to throw aa bitch fit and vote 500 times

by Anonymous 13 years ago

If you don't like it, I wouldn't stay on amirite if I were you.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

People are overreacting saying it's rude :P It's a joke, but I personally just didn't find it funny.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

wow lol. if christians were so great well, then why do they say all muslims are terrorists.?...

by Anonymous 13 years ago

When did we say all Muslims were terrorists? Are you a Muslim yourself and went into a church and got the police called? STFU.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Well there are some hard core christians out there. And what if i am.?! and i wouldn't do that. so why don't you STFU dipshit.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Go to hell

by Anonymous 13 years ago

As a very opinionated atheist, I can't comprehend how Christianity would be so powerful if it didn't have a central figure creating and guiding its theology. Considering religious attitudes at the time, it wouldn't be a stretch to imagine that he would be crucified for threatening the Romans.

by Anonymous 13 years ago