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Guys: For those of us who haven't, you really look forward to giving oral sex to a girl, amirite?
by Anonymous12 years ago
Half the people who disagreed are girls........
by Anonymous13 years ago
It makes my sad how my gender can't see this was directed toward guys...
Unless, they were lesbians not looking forward to it.
by Anonymous12 years ago
I am an awful person for thinking this, but when you said "my sad" I thought you meant your vagina...
by Anonymous12 years ago
Sorry, typo lol.
by Anonymous12 years ago
Hell, I look forward to doing anything further than kissing with a girl.
by Anonymous12 years ago
For some reason this makes me want to do things further than kissing with you.
by Anonymous12 years ago
Well hello there.
by Anonymous12 years ago
I understand why a girl would want a guy to go down on her but why would a guy look forward to that?
by Anonymous12 years ago
Real men eat pussy.
by Anonymous12 years ago
sick...
by Anonymous12 years ago
*delicious
by Anonymous12 years ago
Because he's a considerate lover who enjoys giving her pleasure and satisfaction in different ways. Also, strange as it may seem, men generally like the taste and smell. (With proper hygiene, of course.)
by Anonymous12 years ago
I'm a girl and the thought makes me a little queasy.
Plus I don't think I'd even want a guy's face that near to... it.
by Anonymous12 years ago
Because you smell like a canned tuna factory?
by Anonymous12 years ago
If smells like chicken, keep on lickin. If it smells like trout, get the fuck out.
by Anonymous12 years ago
Totally was waiting for the fish jokes.
Because it's just that the two areas don't seem like they should mix, I guess.
by Anonymous12 years ago
I'm surprised so many people voted you down. I felt the same before my ex went down on me for the first time - it took me ages to actually feel comfortable enough to let him. It's a personal thing.
by Anonymous12 years ago
Ha. Just wait until you have it done.
by Anonymous12 years ago
i wouldnt say "really look forward..."
More like... "If you make me a sammich..."
by Anonymous12 years ago
...I'll be really happy and do whatever you want because I'm your bitch". Just thought I'd finish that for you.
by Anonymous12 years ago
haha i'm going to rip your comment apart for the funzies. 1) I already put an end quotation mark on my quote, therefore you cannot add more onto an already finished quote.2) Only a woman would try and put words into a guys mouth that he never said and would never say. 3) Your anonymous, which means you are a pussy because you cannot say something without hiding. 4) And finally, if i gave her oral because she made me a sammich, then we would both be doing each other a favor which means that we are each other's bitch, or in a relationship as i believe it is defined.
Bitch.
by Anonymous12 years ago
It was not finished if there was an elipses. You said " If you make me a sammich..." If you make me a sammich, then what? You didn't end your sentence. I ended it for you. I was just trying to be helpful.
by Anonymous12 years ago
I'm going to rip apart your comment just because you're a major dick.
1.) Capitalize the word "I."
2.) "Your anonymous, which means ..." Use the correct form of "your."
3.) "Funzies" isn't a real word.
4.) "Sammich" isn't a real word.
5.) You must put a space after a period.
6.) "And finally, if i gave her oral because she made me a sammich, then we would both be doing each other a favor which means that we are each other's bitch, or in a relationship as i believe it is defined." I have no comment here. I have no idea what the fuck you're trying to say.
7.) "Only a woman would try and put words into a guys mouth..." I believe you meant "guy's."
Don't bitch about how him adding onto a finished quote when your grammar skills are complete shit.
by Anonymous12 years ago
You are my favorite person at this particular moment in time. You should feel special. Or not, cause I'm not that significant.
by Anonymous12 years ago
Haha. Were you the anonymous poster that finished his ellipses?
by Anonymous12 years ago
Alas, I was not.
by Anonymous12 years ago
Oh. Well I feel special anyways!
by Anonymous12 years ago
Yay!! =]
by Anonymous12 years ago
That sounds gross to me, so I am pretty sure that I am homosex after reading this.
by Anonymous12 years ago
Most girls don't look forward to sucking their boyfriend's dick. So how about the two just do a 69, that way at least both are getting some pleasure while doing the nasty.
by Anonymous12 years ago
69ing is so awkward. I would never suggest for anybody to 69.
by Anonymous12 years ago
69ing is fun. Especially if they're young.
by Anonymous12 years ago
It's not if you know how to position yourself properly. Me and my boyfriend enjoy it.
by Anonymous12 years ago
I look forward to sucking my boyfriend's dick, and he looks forward to giving me oral too. Guess we're special?
by Anonymous12 years ago
Girls: Vice versa, amirite?
by Anonymous12 years ago
Ew. :(
Thank god I'm gay... Vaginas are gross.
by Anonymous12 years ago
Whereas a penis is an elegant and finely crafted beautiful work of art?
by Anonymous12 years ago
Totes. You think anyone wants to do anything remotely sexual with a pair of roast beef curtains? No. Plus, some vaginas look like a fucking slash wound.
by Anonymous12 years ago
HAHA! Kingsley said that once :D
by Anonymous12 years ago
That's who I took it from! Haha. He makes the best videos. I have the same hat as him too. (:
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