+306 Some people kiss Chuck Norris's ass a little too much. amirite?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Your gonna die soon. Hes gonna find you.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

...just like that, for instance

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I shoulda seen that coming.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

You should start running, but it will be no use because any where you go, he will find you......

by Anonymous 13 years ago

he actually made a commercial a while back with his wife for some southern state. the entire thing was them talking about why it's necessary to teach the bible in all schools. he's not cool to me anymore.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Ya uh, why does everyone think hes cool. U forgot about the man that taught him, Bruce Fucking Lee

by Anonymous 13 years ago