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by Anonymous 13 years ago

Doesn't too much water dry out your hair?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

It's funny because h2o and dihydrogen monoxide are both water...

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Imagine having a patent on water, that would be so cool.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

This is stupid.. The dihydrogen monoxide joke is way too overplayed

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Dihydrogen monoxide is also good for enemas.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

yea but the dihydrogen monoxide is found in cancer cells AND in tumors. it has poisoned our water supply!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

i say we ban dihydrogen monoxide!!!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Hahah this is good

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Poster forgot one crucial ingredient: hydroxic acid!

by Anonymous 13 years ago