Don't spit your gum out on the sidewalk because a bird might see it from way up high and think "Hm, that little dried up piece of white gunk might taste really good" and go out of its way to swoop down, eat it, and choke on it, amirite?

+343 Don't spit your gum out on the sidewalk because a bird might see it from way up high and think "Hm, that little dried up piece of white gunk might taste really good" and go out of its way to swoop down, eat it, and choke on it, amirite?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

No, I don't spit my gum on the ground because that would be disgusting.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

AND THEN YOU WOULD BE A MURDER. YOU WOULD HAVE TO LIVE WITH THAT FOR THW REST OF YOUR LIFE. AND IF THE BIRD'S FAMILY EVER FOUND OUT YOU WERE THE CAUSE OF IT'S DEATH, THEY WOULD SNEAK INTO YOUR HOUSE AT NIGHT AND KILL YOU.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I support this comment.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

It's also just gross. I hope people who spit gum on the sidewalk step in a glob of gum one day ):<

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Or someone might just step on it...

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I hope that happens to every fucking PIGEON!!

by Anonymous 13 years ago