+249 The grass in California is only greener because it's fake, like the girls there, amirite?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

No, it's definitely real, I've seen it. And as for the girls, I think you're thinking of Southern California.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Amen. I used to live in SoCal, and the girls were so fake it hurt. Thank god I moved before High School.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Actually it's because the soil in California is very fertile. The fake girls is definitely SoCal.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

My front yard and my sisters beg to differ.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

1. the grass is brown. 2. there's fake girls everywhere, they just tend to accumulate in SoCal.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

The grass is greener is CA because it can be SMOKED!!! so jealz

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Not us Bay Area girls. We're as fucking real as it gets

by Anonymous 13 years ago