+473 When someone has a really odd warning to tell you, you can tell they had the experience. amirite?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

NEVER assume the fart is going to be quiet...

by Anonymous 13 years ago

"Never put vodka in tea.."

by Anonymous 13 years ago

NEVER rob a bank with a gang of rabbits.......

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Never go to a donkey show without first being completely wasted.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

never put a pickle in the microwave

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Or grapes.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Never forget the water in your roman noodles X.x

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Ramen?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Never under any circumstances say stupid to a little kid you WILL get bitched out for using a bad word.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

My best friend's words of advice: NEVER cook Easy Mac in the microwave without putting water in it first!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

A girl in my dorm did this about a week ago. Not pretty.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

haha Yes sorry.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Don't lick peanut butter from the lamp post during the winter solstice or evil will reign upon the Carls Jrs. in the Rolex factory!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Don't eat brown snow.

by Anonymous 13 years ago