+544 Marching band way of thinking : if i kill you, there will be a hole in the show, amirite?

by Anonymous 11 years ago

Haha that applies to show choir, too. Trust me.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

LOVE IT!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I have lots of these grudges. haha

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I'd kill them anyway. Fix the interval = hole gone. You're way of thinking is now null and void.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

That's not always doable; in a block or in a specific formation (e.g. spelling certain letters) with few people, a whole is hard to hide.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

you could always use an alternate

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Then you have tiny bands like my schools that don't have alternates.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

????????

by Anonymous 13 years ago

marching bands march shows, it's what makes them a marching band, and every person is important because they help make up the picture. and if you kill a member of the marching band, then there will be a "hole" and the picture won't be complete.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

i love this!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

BAND GEEKS!!! XD

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Or.. "You're in the wrong spot. You die." Although that's more a color guard way of thinking. Judges, now, those would be fun to hit. :D

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Not to far off from acting. "If I kill you, i'll look like an idiot talking to myself" If they still make the person preform without an understudy...

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Unless it was like, right before the show, I feel like it'd be easier to get another actor than it would be to get someone to fill in for a marching band member.

by Anonymous 11 years ago

:-) True! Kill them AFTER Marching season is over!!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I have thought that approximately sixteen times today about one kid. Finally our section leader just told him to STFU and I almost applauded.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Oh how I love marching band. Had my 1st competition of the year on Saturday. My new band director is awful though. In the past, we're brought home 1st place at every competition we were in. On Saturday, we only got 2nd place color guard and 2nd place drum major. I balled my eyes out like a little baby.

by Anonymous 11 years ago

Either you misspelt 'bawled', or you're giving "fun time in the mouth"s wrong.

by Anonymous 11 years ago

Anyone else bugged by the space before the colon? It's kinda ironic because that just left an unnecessary hole in that sentence.

by Anonymous 11 years ago