+151 Hugs are better than kisses. amirite?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I hate hugs. They have gross raspberry filling or something.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

It's too hard to get the tops off of hugs. With kisses, you just pull down on the string.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I usually leave the tops on my hugs and kisses. I won't feel as inclined to take my top off in such a case.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Then what do you do? Just poke a hole through the top of hugs? Do you eat the foil on kisses?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I don't bother eating hugs... I know neither of us will be happy in that case. As for kisses, I just eat them as they are and spit the foil and string out whole. Like an owl with bones and fur.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Voracious. I like it.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Prove it. http://www.facebook.com/#!/pages/Voracious/94756714492

by Anonymous 12 years ago

What is this, geometry?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Yes. This is the given. http://www.facebook.com/pages/The-Given/137028026309426

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Statements Reasons I like Voracious. Because I do. I don't have to prove myself. I own the world. I am Dictator Courtney. I own the world.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

The correct answer was... I like Voracious. Given. I am Dictator Courtney. Dictator Courtney Principle. You used one too many steps, so I will have to deduct five points, and you forgot to name the principle that proves you to be you, so I deducted another thirteen points.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Oh, but you've forgotten the most important thing, I am dictator, my word is law, coleslaw, but law nonetheless.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Yes. The Dictator Courtney Principle. That's what I am talking aboot.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Yes. I say I am right, no deduction of points, "The Dictator Courtney Principal". You're on the verge of creating a parallel universe, or a paradox at the very least.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Yes. The Fourth Rule of Truth. I am well aware.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Good. I wont banish you to hibernation just yet.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

How could you, considering that I've already revoked any and all power you have over me? As is the Fourth Rule of Truth, after all.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

This is treasonous talk, porcupine.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

There is no talk of treason for I speak from a voice of reason. First Rule of Truth.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

In candy terms, kisses are better. It's all chocolate, not some shitty flavor mixed with some other shitty flavor. In sexual/fun terms, hugs are better, 'cause it's the full body, not just the mouth, and...yeah.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

i just don't know how to vote on this. i love them both...

by Anonymous 12 years ago