+707 "DONT READ THIS. YOU WILL BE KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BY THE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE." I don't think that's going to get anybody worried enough to stop reading, amirite?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

DON'T

by Anonymous 13 years ago

What if the nearest possible Friday has already passed?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I kept reading, and then I died because I didn't forward the email to 20 other people. Emails like that have caused me to die 1885943 times. It's so irritating.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Same, but including the texts as well, I have died 188694 times.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

That's so funny, because I got killed by some girl who appeared at my bedside at 3 in the morning because I didn't forward it. It really blows.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Ugh, yeah, that happened to me before. Did a faceless, bullied spirit ever kill you? That's the WORST

by Anonymous 13 years ago

OMFG, I know! And that girl who got raped and murdered in an alley? Yeah...I know how you feel.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

But guys, the worst one is the little Suzie girl who got cut 1000 times by her dad and bled to death. Yeah, she was on my ceiling. I'm really getting sick of dying.

by Anonymous 13 years ago