+427 It's depressing only 67% of American youth know who lives at 1600 Pennsylvania Ave, while 98% know who lives in a pineapple under the sea. Amirite?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

So to solve this problem... I vote we elect spongebob president!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

And move the white house to a pineapple under the sea!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

It's also depressing that a study was done showing atheists know more abiut religion than the people who actually follow it. Just goes to show that the majority of people are idiots.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

True... But the atheist are idiots compared to nuclear physicist who believe in God. Thus, intelligence is relevant.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Fail logic is fail.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Nope. Because most athiest, although we may see them as intelligent, have less intelligence than a NP; thus, they may be seen as "stupid" for not believing... And besides if you note something about Christianity, it's actually not suppose to be a religion. It's suppose to be more of a relationship with God. So knowing more about this religion, even though you don't believe in it, does not matter because it's not suppose to be a religion. I'm not sure if I explained that clearly to you or not or may be I took your original post the wrong way?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Stop trying to force your religion upon people. Some stupid little argument you try to make is not going to make somebody change their views on life.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

How am I trying to force my religion on you? I'm explaining something to you. I'm starting to think there should be a comprehension test for everyone before using the Internet this way you don't have to put up with ignorant people.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I suspect a lot of those atheists didn't start out that way... could it be that religions fall apart under scrutiny? Nowai =P hehehe

by Anonymous 13 years ago

No religions fall apart if disected with a closed mind and an expectation for it to fall apart. Most religions are deeper than people think they are, so looking at it from the outside will make any religion look dumb. You need someone to teach it to you, just as you need a teacher to teach you anything you learn in classes.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

OR! we can move bikini bottom to a hole in the back yard of the whitehouse..

by Anonymous 13 years ago

But first we have to create a gigantic pool so Spongebob doesn't dry up and die, then we can move the pineapple there

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Or we just give him the bubble helmet that he always wears...

by Anonymous 13 years ago

That would suck... being stuck in a bubble helmet for four years, maybe 8 if he gets reelected? I would hate that.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Bring the entire city including the water they live in.. Otherwise theyd die anyway.. So wed hafta dig a bigass hole then go pick up bikini bottom along with the water, probably in some gigantic metal or plastic dome then airlift them to the whitehouse THEN we dump the water and place the buildings in their respective places.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

but you forogt, these are sponges and fish. In reality, a fish doesn't take up that much space. a bedroom would be more than enough for them

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Except for the fact that there are millions of fish.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

they'd be packed like small fish in a metal container

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Maybe because they're "youth" and they watch more tv, then caring about the White House. I mean seriously, they don't even know their aunts, uncles, or grandmas addresses.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Uh, I think the presidents address is slightly more important than their relatives.... I mean who will they call, when they have a tummy ache or want a warm nice cookie, their grandparents? Plzz. It's Mr. Presidents duty!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I had a flat tire last week. I just call mah homie Obama up and he fixed it real good.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Lol, they're kids cut them a break. :P

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Why is knowing the White House address important, and why is it depressing for someone not to know it? Meanwhile, what's so bad about memorizing a theme song to a good show?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Why is it necessary to overanalyze a funny post?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I didn't know this either, but hey, I'm not American.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

i think it's even more depressing that 2 percent of kids don't know who lives in a pinapple under the sea.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Bahaha I didn't even know:P But..... Now I do!! You learn something new everyday!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I feel kind of special because my history teacher just taught my class that today. Good timing.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

HA! I just voted to homepage this...I feel so accomplished! And YOU'RE WELCOME!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

i think it's only really important to know what the white house is. i dont think the address is something to be depressed over.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

>googles 1600 Pennsylvania Ave. > ... oh.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I googled it too and there's actually a 1600 Pennsylvania Ave in my city

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Spongebob taught me how to tie my shoe, did any president? Nope!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

"You do the loopty loop and pull. And your shoes are looking cool."

by Anonymous 13 years ago

"Over and Under"

by Anonymous 13 years ago

"Through the hoop"

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I'm actually pretty impressed that 2 out of 3 people recognize this random unimportant fact.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

83% of percentiles are falsified.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Pennsylvania ave could be anywhere. If I hadn't lived near DC for most of my life I would have no idea. Not very many people live In a pineapple :D

by Anonymous 13 years ago

what is at 1600 pennsylvania Ave.?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Ever heard of a thing called Google? Yeah, it's their main headquarters.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

just checking... that would be the president, right?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

ahem! its 124 conch street D:<

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Where did you get my address?

by Anonymous 13 years ago