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Cheesy pick up lines=cute. Pervy pick up lines=no. amirite?
by Anonymous14 years ago
Guy: Hey, do you like pizza?
Girl: Yeah.
Guy: Me too, lets fuck.
by Anonymous14 years ago
LAWL(:
girl:no
guy:why not?
girl:your a perv.
guy:oh
LAWL;)
by Anonymous14 years ago
Are you a daisy? Cos I'd like to plant you right here.
by Anonymous14 years ago
I love every bone in your body especially mine
by Anonymous13 years ago
If your left leg is thanksgiving and your right leg is christmas, would you let me come over to eat between the holidays?
I'm like a rubix cube. The more you play with me, the harder I get.
by Anonymous13 years ago
From a scale to pudding to yogurt how bouncy are your titties
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