+443 Cheesy pick up lines=cute. Pervy pick up lines=no. amirite?

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Guy: Hey, do you like pizza? Girl: Yeah. Guy: Me too, lets fuck.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

LAWL(: girl:no guy:why not? girl:your a perv. guy:oh LAWL;)

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Are you a daisy? Cos I'd like to plant you right here.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

I love every bone in your body especially mine

by Anonymous 13 years ago

If your left leg is thanksgiving and your right leg is christmas, would you let me come over to eat between the holidays? I'm like a rubix cube. The more you play with me, the harder I get.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

From a scale to pudding to yogurt how bouncy are your titties

by Anonymous 11 years ago