It's fun to tell kids on Halloween you have their favorite candy down your pants and they have to reach down to get it, amirite?

creep...

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Thank you.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I like 3 musketeers (sp?)

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I like anything with nuts in it ;)

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I love your username. BMTH?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

haha heck yes :)

by Anonymous 13 years ago

How did THIS get homepaged?!?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

How long have you been on amirite?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Magic

by Anonymous 13 years ago

fuckin' miracles. :3

by Anonymous 13 years ago

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Pedobear wears pants?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I call B.S. Cartoon bears NEVER wear pants! Take Winnie the Pooh or Yogi Bear or that bear in the Cleavland show, there isn't a pair of pants between them.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Or little bear or even bear in the show "bear in the big blue house"!!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Only on Halloween.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I love how the Newbies are afraid:)

by Anonymous 13 years ago

They better be afraid, because I will be raping every single one of them!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

You don't have 9,000 penises do you? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=stn_XCo_dyg

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I only have one penis. But I have lots of stamina!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

It's really sad when kids above 16 go Trick or Treating, it takes away the fun of making them reach down your pants.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Until they reach down your pants and rip your penis off (which only requires 30 lbs of pressure)

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I thought you didn't wear pants, especially around schoolyards.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Only on Halloween I wear pants.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

you're so silly pedobear(:

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Hahaha, that is the funniest response I've ever heard to something like this

by Anonymous 13 years ago

i fucking love you pedobear<3

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I love you too, wanna fuck?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

yes, now please?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

First thing's first, are you underage and are you a virgin?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Don't you only wanna fuck if they're underaged?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I am just about to ask him or her.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

sadly, i am 18. :[ but if i bring underaged childrens, can you make an exception?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Nope, sorry!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I myself like to keep it old fashioned and just poison the candy. The only downside is you don't get to hear their high pitched screams of terror.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I love Pedo_Bear!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I MISSED YOU. I HAD A BABY IN THE TIME YOU WERE NOT HOMEPAGED I SACRIFICE HER TO YOU

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Yay! Babies!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

:D

by Anonymous 13 years ago

...Do you have Reese's? I will gladly come if Reese's are involved. :D

by Anonymous 13 years ago

You bet! Just unzip my fly, close your eyes and I will give you the most delicious Reese's you've ever had.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

YAY! :D I'll bring all my friends! ;D We love Reese's! :P

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Pedo_Bear, Just tell the kiddies you have vanilla ice cream in your pants for them. Trust me, you'll be able to give them VANILLA ICECREAM.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Have you met Raptor Jesus? I don't think he'd like you vey much. static.funnyjunk.com/gifs/1891.gif

by Anonymous 13 years ago

ill reach down if u have reeses!!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I do!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I know this is not a website designed for children, but I do know many people under 18 who read these. It is never funny or cute to joke about child molestation or abuse of any kind. People really do BS like this and making light of a truly awful thing is really low man. Find a new hobby. One less disturbing and more lawful.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Hahaha that's a good one!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Do you know who Pedo Bear is?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Trick or treat. Suck my dick. Feed me candy 'til I get sick.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Win.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

creeper

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Thank you.

by Anonymous 13 years ago