+415 You can't say 'touch yourself' without thinking of masturbating, even if it's touching your arm or leg. amirite?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I just touched myself

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I touched myself while reading that

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I touch myself to the thought of natz touching herself

by Anonymous 13 years ago

That's ABSURD, a PERSON can't be a portkey, because every time they TOUCHED THEMSELVES...*stare at ron*...they would be constantly transported to different locations. A person can, however, be a horcrux...

by Anonymous 13 years ago