On the safety video they play on planes before they take off they should say this: Please Do not smoke, Please fasten your seatbelt, And Please Shut Your Baby Up, And Don't Just Ignore It. Thank You For Your Cooperation. amirite?

+383 On the safety video they play on planes before they take off they should say this: Please Do not smoke, Please fasten your seatbelt, And Please Shut Your Baby Up, And Don't Just Ignore It. Thank You For Your Cooperation. amirite?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Please Do Not Capitalize Every Word.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

"Please sneeze into a tissue, refrain from coughing on the person next to you, and don't curse off the flight attendants if you don't like our policy."

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Please refrain form being fat, because the person next to you will not be able to breathe.

by Anonymous 13 years ago