+204 Getting conditioner out of the bottle is like giving a handjob; you jerk it up and down until white stuff comes out, amirite?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Post like these make me want to smash my head through a window. You squeeze the bottle and then it comes out. o_o How could you make something so simple perverted.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

This

by Anonymous 14 years ago

When it's really low... Squeezing doesn't quite work as well.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

but my conditioner bottle is a pump.. :P

by Anonymous 12 years ago

And mine's green.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

also, girls jerk the conditioner bottle up and down really violently and aggressively, to the point where if we did that during a handjob, someone would probably get injured...

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Blood isn't white...

by Anonymous 12 years ago

My conditioner is blue, so unless I'm getting it on with a smurf.......

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Herbal Essences? Ditto.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

how insightful of you

by Anonymous 12 years ago

If it comes out pink should I get my conditioner bottle checked by a doctor? Now I'm really worried!

by Anonymous 12 years ago