+448 It could be fun to condition a child, through birth to the end of high school, to speak only in Shakespearean English, then release them to college and the rest of the world, amirite?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Isn't that considered child abuse?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Only if you're beating them over the head with a copy of 'Macbeth'.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

What if you are spanking them with books?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I love how your name is Desdemona

by Anonymous 13 years ago

This post is inTHANE!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

It's got too much excitement; I just can't Hamlet.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Or, it would be more fun to train your child as a human servant.

by Anonymous 13 years ago