+590 Whoever wrote the song "Santa Baby" is clearly a disgusting home wrecking hoe. Everyone knows that Santa is happily married to Mrs. Clause, amirite?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

hahahah best wording ever.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

plus the fact hes like, 90

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Lol yes. I used to sing this song all the time when I was little, and when I grew up, it was like, "Whoa...somebody shoulda told me about that."

by Anonymous 13 years ago

It's Marilyn Monroe, of course she's a ho! It even rhymes with her name

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Future POTD? :D

by Anonymous 13 years ago