A party with no white people is cracka lackin', amirite?

Oh my gosh this is so freakin' funny!!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I'm a white person, and I aprove this amirite.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

*approve

by Anonymous 13 years ago

1. Edit button. 2. Reply button.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I'm on the mobile site...

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Eurgh. Didn't know they weren't on that.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Yeah, you can't edit posts or comments on the mobile =[

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Let's beg Anthony for this feature. :o

by Anonymous 13 years ago

You're on mobile too?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Not usually, but when I'm bored out in public waiting for something then I'll get on my crappy phone and give out some YYAs.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Hahahahaha I'm white and I love it!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Stupid racist joke. It wasnt even funny. It's as funny as how long does it take for a black woman to take a shit?- nine months or what do you call 100 spanish people standing shoulder to shoulder?- a spick-ed fence none of those, or your attempt at a joke, was funny. Well, to certain people. fucking moron. The only funny jokes aimed at demographics are jokes putting down blondes and women. Blondes are typically morons and women are always morons.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I think all of the women of the world would like to slap you about...now.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

So, let me get this straight. It's okay to be sexist and discriminative towards blondes, but not racist. It's just a joke, get a sense of humor.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

As a woman, with a blonde female friend, I laughed at this comment because of its sheer idiocy. You, sir, may go die in a hole. :)

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I see you trollin'. :S No but seriously, have you never heard "craka lackin" before?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

as i've said before: faggot.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

umad?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

crazyllamas... who cares about your opinion? I've got enough women hating me for fucking them and throwing 'em out. What's a few more? You little daisy.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

So you hate gay people and women?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

please chill.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I care about my opinion, so quit being a sexist asshole.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

So many people feeding the troll (LordoftheStraight)....

by Anonymous 13 years ago

and, first anonymous- white racist jokes are dumb as hell, when i drop jokes about other races, suddenly the political correct police come running after me. Fuck everyone equally. That's my only beef with that kinda shit second anonymous (the bitch)- everyone dies in a hole. It's called burial. Stupid whore, you just proved my point.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I know this guy's just a troll, but I'm posting this for the benefit of everyone else. There seems to be this consensus that there is a bias in racist jokes, which is true to some degree, but overall, not really. As long as the joke doesn't take the stereotype seriously (like using the stereotype as a pun, or making fun of the stereotype itself, or providing new insight on the stereotype) then people usually don't complain. The trick is to make the joke funnier than the stereotype while not being offensive. Don't believe me? There have been posts about blacks, white, asians, gays, religious zealots, atheists, bisexuals and pretty much any other demographic you can think of that make it to the front page that lots of people thought there were funny. So there are no "protected classes," and people who think that need to get over themselves because honestly it sounds kind of conceited.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

crobat- I hate queers for wasting so much time money and politcal debate time, as well as being creepy. I like women, but when they open thier mouths, death of nearby brain-cells occurs. And anonymous... if you were any more of a bitch, you'd be wearing a purple dog collar with a tag saying "fluffy" and, to ross- your joke just wasnt that funny. It had to get shitted on.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

It's called a reply button.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

jesus, you people reply to my mastery faster then I can shoot you down crazyllama, YOUR opinion is like a reeking bloody tampon- all bitches have 'em, and yank 'em out at some point or another, but they're classless and should just be thrown out to never be seen or have any interaction with the outside world.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

You're so badass

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Salient- yeah, it's some term kids use as common colloquial as "what's going on". And, what's this "troll" shit? Just because I pack a pair of nuts and have an opinion practically nobody on this site can handle, they come up with a lame term, eh?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

REPLY. BUTTON.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Seriously!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

You're a troll because you are incapable of controlling the shitflow that spews out of your mouth, and you think you're clever because you "pack a pair of nuts" when really you're just a douche in a basement somewhere and you probably have lots of cats. It's the truth, just accept it.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

This made my sides hurt!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

If I used the reply button, it'd require more work on my end. So, fuck you, NO go do something more useful like have a cyanide chugging contest with all the annoying as hell "anonymous"es on this thread. Don't worry, after everyone chugs, you'll all be winners.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I've got a better offer for you. Why don't you take a watermelon, lube it up with some liquid concrete, and shove it up your ass! :D

by Anonymous 13 years ago

ooh, a whole one click. not much work. just go away.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Salient- fuck you, I hate cats. I routinely punt them. That was just womanly of you. Spewing shit? It's called raw honest opinion without sugar coating or pissing myself in fear about what these other people must think of me. If I'm a "troll" for "spewing shit", then right now you're being the green fucking goblin with a pack of gremlins up his ass. You must get beat a lot by your younger sister to be such a whiny little bitch.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

>> If I'm a "troll" for "spewing shit" << Well hey if it walks like a fucker and it talks like a fucker . . . Hey I don't judge, man, I just call 'em like I see 'em. :P

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Hey, anonymous, if it makes your makeup run so much, just go to another topic. Unlike you, I have a bunch of feminists pansies all rallying up against the mean straight guy who is putting down many estrogen-fueled jackasses because, admittedly, I have nothing else to do. I have no shame in admitting it. Shame is, a bunch of these sluts, like salient and philtheminion and crazyllamas and all the anonymous assholes also have nothing better to do, and are too scared to admit it in fear of what the other sluts will think of them. Like "oh no, the internet people are gonna think i are a loozer! Oh my GAWD!"

by Anonymous 13 years ago

No, I really couldn't care less what other people think of me. Especially "the internet people." My honest opinion is that this isn't that offensive. It's a joke. Like I said before, get a sense of humor.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I can't tell one anonymous from another. You all hate me and I hate you all. There. If anyone wants to take shots and fail at LordoftheStraight, take a few seconds to type in a name.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Look. Lord of the Gays. you can't just persist and shit on my post like a fucking tumor. http://christwire.org/ go there. i think you'll find a lot of people like yourself there. and please. use the reply button.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

awww, whats wrong, crying because I pissed all over your failed attempt at humor? Get a pair of nuts, and not the ones you are rubbing or the pair you're sucking on either. I'm talking about your own. Which apparently don't exist. Crybaby pansy bitch.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Just shut up. No one likes you. Go away. Now.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

what failed attempt at humor? i mean its making everyone else laugh so i don't exactly think its a failure. and get your own pair of nuts. i mean you're the one that's talking shit behind a fucking computer monitor.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

You're the one trying to be all mr cool dude on the internet. I'm just shooting down all you failures. Ross, you are a girly little sissy who can't take that a mean heterosexual man stole the thunder from your lame lame post. Go drown in a puddle. And, fuck off anonymouses.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

LOL I love how this guy keeps commenting on this, pathetically trying to fend off and argue w/ everyone cause no one likes him XD aahhhahahahahhahaha

by Anonymous 13 years ago

oh weep weep, internet people don't like me. I'm baked, and even sober I still couldn't give less of a fuck. I could try, but that would mean I am putting giving a fuck. That, however, is contradictory to what my original statement that I could in fact not give any less than not a single fuck without overflowing the fuck bucket. My my, that is one complicated speech. So much so that I forgot what you said. But the way, captain obvious, is it's obvious you were a captain coming out of the closet with mommy's heels and lipstick on, saying to your stunned parents that you were going on a date with the pool boy. And, again for the people who wanna try and plummet against the Lord of all that is Straight, me, take a damn moment to type a name. Whores for old men's wieners.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

"But the way, captain obvious, is it's obvious you were a captain coming out of the closet with mommy's heels and lipstick on, saying to your stunned parents that you were going on a date with the pool boy." that the best you got?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Yeah, people often accuse others of being gay just to hide their own homosexuality.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

i mean thats the funniest little insult ive ever seen

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Ross and Phil, holy fuck you guys are a hotel card and some white wine away from full fledged fucking, you dick-riding little fruits. And in that faggot fuck-fest, Ross, despite being a tiny little girlboy who fears his own shadow, is the butch in that relationship. Phil, what kind of a scared, frightened, mortally intimidated, quaking heap of tears and shivering can't even talk straight to the internet guy on the god damn screen? Are you that petrified of getting slammed like the rest of these losers that you can't even find the half of a testicle to address me personally like I am to you? You're such a sissy. Holy fuck. Niether of you are funny or cool or even useful, but at least your boyfriend ross has enough of a testicle to say shit to me directly. Pathetic gay couple.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Wow, you're *so cool* you can use 63 f-words in one comment. /sarcasm

by Anonymous 13 years ago

And you can apparently structure your "come-backs" like a nine year old girl. Any other obvious statements, or is Hannah Montana coming on? You're such a feminine little wimp.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

you are a 9 year old girl.

by Anonymous 13 years ago