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Who the hell names hurricanes and why do they give them the least threatening names? If you see on the news that hurricane Erin is blowing through, you're like 'Pfft. Erin? I can take that ****'. But if it's like hurricane Dicksmasher is coming, you'd pack your stuff and leave immediately, amirite?

Top Comment

"Hurricane Dicksmasher is 20 miles from shore."
"HOLY CRAP. HIDE YO KIDS, HIDE YO WIFE..."

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Katffro Katffro

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i laughed. :D

+7373 Reply

Anonymous

Even though this isn't the funniest post I've ever seen, it's the first one that's ever made me laugh out loud

+9797 Reply

polarthebear polarthebear

In response to “Even though this isn't the funniest post I've...

Me too. I even had a small coughing fit since I'm knda sick, but it was well worth it.

+4242 Reply

Anonymous

hahaha "Hurricane Dicksmasher will be coming within the next two days"

i can see it now

+949511 Reply

anything_chocolate anything_chocolate

In response to “hahaha "Hurricane Dicksmasher will be...

Hurricane names for 2011: Assraper, BitchSlapper, Childbeater, Dicksmasher, Earthhumper....

+149150113 Reply

BreakfastFan BreakfastFan

In response to “Hurricane names for 2011: Assraper...

Facefucker, Godsmacker, Hellraiser, Ironfist, Jawdropper, Killer, Landdestroyer, ****...

+676921 Reply

L33t

In response to “Hurricane names for 2011: Assraper...

AssViolator

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Anonymous

In response to “hahaha "Hurricane Dicksmasher will be...

They should name the next one mother-in-law.
"Hurricane Mother-in-law will be coming in two days."
There won't be anyone left in the state!

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Miss_Potter Miss_Potter

"Hurricane Dicksmasher is 20 miles from shore."
"HOLY CRAP. HIDE YO KIDS, HIDE YO WIFE..."

+24024023 Reply

Katffro Katffro

In response to “"Hurricane Dicksmasher is 20 miles from...

HIDE YO HUSBANDS. Cuz they rapin' errybody out heah.

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Originality_is_Dead Originality_is_Dead

In response to “HIDE YO HUSBANDS. Cuz they rapin' errybody...

Hurricanes rape people! D:

+68691 Reply

SalientK

In response to “Hurricanes rape people! D:

They don't call it Rapemaster for nothing...

+1414 Reply

LittleRed LittleRed

In response to “Hurricanes rape people! D:

They don't do that... They **** SMASH!

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Emperorerror Emperorerror

In response to “HIDE YO HUSBANDS. Cuz they rapin' errybody...

You don't have to come and confess, we're lookin' fur you, we gon find you, we gon find you, so you can run n' tell dat, run n' tell that Dickmasher **-**-dickmasher!

+43433 Reply

lilmissgiggles lilmissgiggles

In response to “You don't have to come and confess, we're...

I just barfed a little.

+121 Reply

The_Grammar_Fuhrer The_Grammar_Fuhrer

In response to “"Hurricane Dicksmasher is 20 miles from...

HAHAHAHA I LOVE YOU!!! You made my day :)

+891 Reply

Anonymous

In response to “"Hurricane Dicksmasher is 20 miles from...

Lmfao, wiiiin.

+341 Reply

Elise Elise

In response to “"Hurricane Dicksmasher is 20 miles from...

Would so favorite this if I could.

+77 Reply

Shay

In response to “Would so favorite this if I could.

Now you can *love* it.

+66 Reply

Anonymous

In response to “"Hurricane Dicksmasher is 20 miles from...

The best EVER!!!!! You are amazing!!! lmao

+33 Reply

crazysnitch13 crazysnitch13

I lol'd forreal

+2020 Reply

adam adam

Haha that's hilarious, you win.

+44 Reply

Luke Luke

"I survived the Vietnam war"
"Well I survived hurricane dicksmasher"
"WOAH!"

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VexxDeGraff

In response to “"I survived the Vietnam...

69th like :D

+11110 Reply

Anonymous

In response to “"I survived the Vietnam...

"Me and my men, we barely got out of there alive..." "Yeah? Well I survived Dicksmasher and I'm still a man!" "..."

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Anonymous

They're named after the people who discovered them first. I thought this was common knowledge.

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el_scorcho

In response to “They're named after the people who discovered...

Except they aren't named that way...

+1141151 Reply

ConnorNoonan ConnorNoonan

In response to “They're named after the people who discovered...

They take a list of predetermined names and name them alphanumerically (first=A, second=B, etc.).

+43452 Reply

BreakfastFan BreakfastFan

In response to “They take a list of predetermined names and...

I was literally JUST typing that when your comment popped in. D:<

+15161 Reply

SalientK

In response to “I was literally JUST typing that when your...

Sorry 0: Still friends?

+88 Reply

BreakfastFan BreakfastFan

In response to “Sorry 0: Still friends?

It's over.

+56561 Reply

SalientK

In response to “It's over.

*I'm All Out of Love starts to play* Please, baby, I've changed!

+4747 Reply

BreakfastFan BreakfastFan

In response to “*I'm All Out of Love starts to play* Please...

Sorry Morgan Freeman, but you've stepped over the line too many times, and I've stepped out the door.

*fade to black*

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SalientK

In response to “Sorry Morgan Freeman, but you've stepped over...

*Credits roll*

But did you know that Morgan has really been married twice and is in the process of separating from his third wife?

+1515 Reply

BreakfastFan BreakfastFan

In response to “*Credits roll* But did you know that...

Holy crap, I just had an epiphany. Morgan Freeman totally has a (typically) woman's name. I didn't realize until just now when you referred to him without his last name.

I've got to sit down for a minute.

+4848 Reply

SalientK

In response to “Holy crap, I just had an epiphany. Morgan...

His full name is Morgan Porterfeild Freeman Jr.

+1616 Reply

BreakfastFan BreakfastFan

In response to “They take a list of predetermined names and...

whoa
thats pretty intense actually

+1818 Reply

el_scorcho

actually made me laugh out loud ;D

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leecoral leecoral

I started laughing at "Pfft, Erin? I can't take that ****"

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ElectricPresident ElectricPresident

Anonymous

In response to “*can

right, please excuse my mistake.

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ElectricPresident ElectricPresident

In response to “ right, please excuse my mistake.

Actually, that error made me lol even more. Because you just said that you can't take a **** named Erin. Hah.

+61611 Reply

rockerman1080 rockerman1080

In response to “Actually, that error made me lol even more...

Thus proving that sometimes mistakes are ok, because they bring happiness to other people :D

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ElectricPresident ElectricPresident

In response to “Thus proving that sometimes mistakes are ok...

but the mistake erin's made ......well........besides that desperate creep everyone is not happy

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stepdom

In response to “Actually, that error made me lol even more...

Gee. I love you name choice, guys. Erin is like...such a **** name.

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Erin.

HAHAAHA that's pretty funny

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marissa1991

yeah... i'm moving to Russia if a hurricane called dicksmasher came through...

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danieljc2008 danieljc2008

In response to “yeah... i'm moving to Russia if a hurricane...

Better not be Soviet Russia, otherwise You'd be running into Hurricane Dickmasher... Doesn't sound so pleasant imo.

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Julian Julian

In response to “Better not be Soviet Russia, otherwise You'd...

IN SOVIET RUSSIA DICKSMASHER SMASH YOU!!!

+19278 Reply

danieljc2008 danieljc2008

In response to “IN SOVIET RUSSIA DICKSMASHER SMASH YOU!!!

Other way around.

+43441 Reply

Galileo Galileo

In response to “Other way around.

In Soviet Russia, your **** smashes hurricane?

+808116 Reply

BreakfastFan BreakfastFan

In response to “In Soviet Russia, your **** smashes hurricane?

No, well maybe, but in Soviet Russia you smash Dicksmasher.

+891 Reply

Galileo Galileo

In response to “In Soviet Russia, your **** smashes hurricane?

OMFG! Man, your comment was way better than all of the other comments combined.

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reddead reddead

In response to “OMFG! Man, your comment was way better than...

You made my comments have self esteem issues...

+1919 Reply

Galileo Galileo

In response to “You made my comments have self esteem issues...

If there are any therapists after Dicksmasher is done rolling through, we can get your comment the counseling it needs

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LavLav_loves_WonWon LavLav_loves_WonWon

In response to “You made my comments have self esteem issues...

Hahahahaha, sorry. BreakfastFan is just an epic poster here on the site :)

+121 Reply

reddead reddead

ahahahah!!! today's my birthday and this made it complete

+8102 Reply

Anonymous

This made my day :D

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Nick Nick

In response to “This made my day :D

This should 100% be Post of the Day

+18191 Reply

Nick Nick

In response to “This should 100% be Post of the Day

Hey, guess what?

+2727 Reply

Julian Julian

In response to “Hey, guess what?

=D =D =D I forgot about this one! I'm glad it made POTD =)

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Nick Nick

In response to “@734376 (Julian): =D =D =D I forgot about...

I was gonna mention the new amirite iphone app, but that works too.

+891 Reply

Julian Julian

In response to “I was gonna mention the new amirite iphone...

Haha, actually funny you should mention that. I just bought that today on iTunes :)

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Nick Nick

In response to “I was gonna mention the new amirite iphone...

What's the app called? I can't find it

+11 Reply

TheVoiceOfReason

In response to “What's the app called? I can't find it

amirite, amirite? I think I'm right...

+44 Reply

Julian Julian

In response to “What's the app called? I can't find it

The app isn't available anywhere at the moment.

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Chromana

Dude! You're a legend!

+33 Reply

SaintNICK

My friends name is Erin...she's the star wrestler on the boys team...I'd be scared.

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OvergrownTurkey OvergrownTurkey

My name is Erin.
D:
But, I guess Hurricane Dicksmasher is a tad bit more threatening than my very existance.

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Erin Erin

In response to “My name is Erin. D: But, I guess Hurricane...

I can take you, ****...

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Anonymous

In response to “I can take you, ****...

hahaha win.

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Anonymous

In response to “hahaha win.

Stop saying win.

+2626 Reply

The_Grammar_Fuhrer The_Grammar_Fuhrer

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL.
:')

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Vincenteee

In response to “LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO...

Laugh out out out out out out out out out out out out out out out out out out out out loud?

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broadwaygleek broadwaygleek

Apparently it's WMO, World Meteorological Organization, who names the hurricanes.

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UrkiN UrkiN

Pure Win

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sarchabid sarchabid

My name is Erin.
We call my friend **** Masher.
Who shall win?

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Anonymous

POTD worthy posts are nice

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QuaintPancakes QuaintPancakes

Hurricane names that are threatening in alphabetical order:
A: Hurricane Assraper
B: Hurricane Bitchpimper
C: Hurricane Cuntslapper
D: Hurricane Dicksmasher
E: Hurricane Ecstacykiller
F: Hurricane Fuckmonster
G: Hurricane Gutchucker
H: Hurricane Hideyokids!

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awesomesocks awesomesocks

In response to “Hurricane names that are threatening in...

HIDEYOKIDS!!!!! XD XD XD XD XD XD!!!!!!!! OH GOD MY SIDES!!!!!!

+26282 Reply

Sex_With_A_Snail Sex_With_A_Snail

In response to “Hurricane names that are threatening in...

"Hideyokids," that one made me literally "lol".

+19212 Reply

Prosopagnosia Prosopagnosia

In response to “Hurricane names that are threatening in...

HAHAA this comment made my day!!

+451 Reply

shipwrecked66

In response to “Hurricane names that are threatening in...

bitchpimper is my favorite it is funny

+473 Reply

stepdom

i didnt stop laughing for like 5 minutes

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Thomas

I didn't read all the comments, too long. But I just want to say there's a specific list of names for every year. http://www.nhc.noaa.gov/aboutnames.shtml

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ThisIsIllegal ThisIsIllegal

My name's Erin. hahaha.
Seriously, I had to muffle my laugh in a room full of people...

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Anonymous

For O's I'm all for Hurricane OJ Simpson. You know he's **** shit up... haha.

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Richard Richard

i live in Florida and if i saw hurricne dickmasher id be so ****

+55 Reply

odhisub123 odhisub123

In response to “i live in Florida and if i saw hurricne...

Florida looks like a ****? :O

+44451 Reply

Anonymous

In response to “Florida looks like a ****? :O

lmfao niceee oneee

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odhisub123 odhisub123

In response to “Florida looks like a ****? :O

lol that was my comment before I remembered my account password

+44 Reply

Guy4ever Guy4ever

In response to “lol that was my comment before I remembered...

I just realized that my comment makes me think inappropriately about our world's geography D:

+121 Reply

Guy4ever Guy4ever

better then what i would suggest such as something like youfucked,ohshit,or dammjustbroke then again i have lame ouns

-44 Reply

stepdom

Haha my name's Erin too! This post made my day just because it had my name in it.

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Anonymous

@awesomesocks I love it, Hurricane Hideyokids!

+66 Reply

cjewels cjewels

Isn't this a demitri martin joke? I don't remember who told that, either way it is still redonkulously funny.

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dweezle dweezle

Dicksmasher was funny, but everyone just had to put their hurricane name ideas in and ruin it...

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LAKERSoverHEAT LAKERSoverHEAT

Here's a scary one; Hurricane MLIA

+4343 Reply

FlyingGuineaPig FlyingGuineaPig

In response to “Here's a scary one; Hurricane MLIA

Not as scary as Hurricane Bella.

+25272 Reply

Julian Julian

This is the greatest post I've ever read.

+55 Reply

claustrophobicricket claustrophobicricket

This is original.

+242 Reply

hamirite

Thats why dicksmasher would come right before erin. she cleans up the leftovers

+3838 Reply

GWest

In response to “Thats why dicksmasher would come right before...

If this were high school, we would be saying "OOOOOOOHHHHHH!!!!!!"

+1515 Reply

reddead reddead

The funny thing is the Unified Email ad is right under this and has the picture of a hurricane. It also says "Be Prepared." Bet it's DickSmasher.

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JghRocks JghRocks

In response to “repost

Link?

+1717 Reply

JimiHendrix

In response to “repost

no ur just jelly

+88 Reply

jellybitch

Hurricane Internet

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Hector_Prynne

"Hurricane names are chosen each year by the World Meteorological Organization. When a hurricane is particularly destructive, the name of that hurricane is permanently retired and another is chosen to take its place."

I say **** the World Meteorological Organization. Who gave them any authority anyway.

+20211 Reply

wobbuffet wobbuffet

as you can tell, no one but you cares. It's funny

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SOFTBALL8 SOFTBALL8

This was from a comedian nice try changing up the words though xD

-112 Reply

Anonymous

A*hurricane asslicker

B*hurricane bitchfit

C*hurricane cuntfucker
D*hurricane dicksmasher
E*hurricane ehhhh shit

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damuffinman

In response to “A*hurricane asslicker B*hurricane...

Hurricane ehhhh shit

I like it(:::

+132 Reply

Float_yo_boat

LOL, I laughed out loud at the 'dicksmasher' ;D Haha, best part!!

+22 Reply

Sage_Flower Sage_Flower

I've heard this before... is it from a comedian? if so, who?

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Kimuninja Kimuninja

In response to “I've heard this before... is it from a...

Demetri Martin

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UrkiN UrkiN

In response to “Demetri Martin

thankyou :)

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Kimuninja Kimuninja

I'd like to see a hurricane named ****. It's not scary, but it'd be pretty amusing

+22 Reply

Anonymous

They should name it ****. It's a short, simple name but if read carefully can be pretty scary.

+561 Reply

UrkiN UrkiN

I'm going to be sad once this isn't the POTD... :(

+121 Reply

Previously_Sane Previously_Sane

My name's Erin. I'll kick Dicksmasher's ****(:

+363 Reply

Float_yo_boat

In response to “My name's Erin. I'll kick Dicksmasher's ****(:

Jerk.@736547 (Float_yo_boat): We Erins should unite against them!

+11 Reply

Anonymous

In response to “Jerk.@736547 (Float_yo_boat): We Erins should...

pffft. Erin is so threatening. My towns name is Erin. We could take dicksmasher.

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ShaunaLinnea

ive heard this somewhere else....

+11 Reply

wtf?

Hasnt this already been potd

-44 Reply

jamesbailey

Just made this my facebook status xD

+33 Reply

MaitiuSexton MaitiuSexton

Hurricane PedoBear.
Now THAT'S scary D:

+15161 Reply

jessepinkman jessepinkman

In response to “Hurricane PedoBear. Now THAT'S scary D:

No that would be amazing :D

+231 Reply

Guy4ever Guy4ever

Analreaper is a good one for "A"
Buttfucker
Cuntripper
Dicksmasher
Elephantdestroyer
Fucker
etc...

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The_Grammar_Fuhrer The_Grammar_Fuhrer

In response to “Analreaper is a good one for...

You're just trying way too hard.

+682 Reply

Anonymous

In response to “You're just trying way too hard.

I'll slap your earlobe.

-1671 Reply

The_Grammar_Fuhrer The_Grammar_Fuhrer

I laughed in real life o.o. First time ever.

-11 Reply

Sahil

In response to “I laughed in real life o.o. First time ever.

You've never laughed before then? I feel sorry for you.

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BrianH BrianH

Woohoo! Congrats to a fellow Suid Afrikaner for getting POTD

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A) Hurricane ARandomPerson
B) Hurricane Brock3747
C) Hurricane CockDangle
D) Hurricane DickSlap
F) Hurricane FuckMyNipple
I) Hurricane IHaveA13InchPenis
L) Hurricane LittleRed
M) Hurricane MLIA_is_Better
P) Hurricane Phil_the_Minion
S) Hurricane Scrantoncity
T) Hurricane TwatHater
U) Hurricane UNDERaBridge

If that was a hurricane season, I would be afraid for my life

-94131 Reply

Anonymous

OHMYGOD DYING.

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LaurenZie LaurenZie

Hmmm why did all the comments turn crap at the end?

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Miss_Potter Miss_Potter

In response to “I just saw this...

I like OP's version way better though.

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Rainboots Rainboots

I laughed so hard that i fell on the floor

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Anonymous

Two years later and this is still my favorite post of all time. :')

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Rainboots Rainboots

LOL! I lived in West Palm Beach when Hurricane Erin chased us to Lakeland.

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