Wood burns, witches burn therefore witches are made out of wood. Wood floats ducks also float so if she weighs as much as a duck, she's a witch. amirite?

+366 Wood burns, witches burn therefore witches are made out of wood. Wood floats ducks also float so if she weighs as much as a duck, she's a witch. amirite?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

BURN HER!!!!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

YES!! WE MUST BURN HER!! THAT BLOODY DAMN WITCH TURNED ME INTO A NEWT!! AND FOR THAT, WE MUST BURN HER!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

... I got better

by Anonymous 13 years ago

no, I'm still a newt unfortunately. I'm glad you got better though. Being a newt has its ups and downs, i suppose.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

what i dont get is why she weighed as much as the duck... isn't that unhealthy?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

The scale wasn't balanced so that really wasn't her weight.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

ooh okay

by Anonymous 13 years ago

WE FOUND A WITCH! MAY WE BURN HER?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

What also floats in water? BREAD. APPLES. ...VERY SMALL ROCKS.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

You must bring us a shrubbery.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

One that looks nice. And NOT too expensive.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Are you suggesting coconuts migrate??

by Anonymous 13 years ago

No worries...It's only a flesh wound!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

What are you gonna do; bleed on me?!

by Anonymous 13 years ago