+572 Elizabeth should have been raped at least 20 times during Pirates 1, 2, & 3, amirite?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

.... but why ?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

because they are plundering, thieving, RAPING, scum pirates.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Oh, I get it now. At first I thought it was meant in a fucked up disrespectful kind of way, when it would actually be in a more realistic way.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

yea. i mean, its in the song. they run around doing despicable deeds. and they find a pretty lady in the middle of the ocean with no protection, and dont rape her? what the heck?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

let me be the first to say "hahahahahahahaha!" so true.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

and they don't cuss either. what kind of pirates are they?!?! oh right. Disney pirates. but I still love it

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I feel like this person was trying to troll, and upset everyone who loves the movie, but then everyone was like "You know what, you're right. That's probably what would really happen."

by Anonymous 13 years ago

No I wasn't trying to troll lol, but I can see why you would think that. There was a marathon on tv one day and I was thinking about how Elizabeth managed to not get raped or something. The singapore guy almost did which is why I ask because she's not particularly strong and he would have totally gotten away with it if the ship hadn't gotten cannonballed lol. P.S. Did you ever notice that everyone she kisses dies shortly after?

by Anonymous 13 years ago