i'm sure you mean "you can't have real adventure with a woman"

by Anonymous 13 years ago

It's funny because the wife gets dead!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Right. Guys, wait 'til your wife dies so you can run off with a boy scout...

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Wilderness explorer!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Cinderella's moral to the story: You can't marry a handsome, lovely prince until your parents die and you're left with your ugly, spiteful aunt and cousins. Mulan's moral: Your life doesn't get exciting until you begin to cross dress. Harry Potter's moral: If your parents die trying to save you you're set for life. Pirates of the Carribean: See, honey, all it takes to make it big is to jut your jaw out like Keira Knightley. Prom Night's moral: You go to the hotel room, you die. Juno's moral: Don't pass postcards in Spanish class or else you'll end up pregnant.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

"Thanks for the adventure. Now go have a new one." I believe that his entire life was an adventure as well, right?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

This!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

:/

by Anonymous 13 years ago