+275 i'm sorry, but yes your parents have sex, and yes they like it, amirite?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

WRONG! My parents are divorced! Haha...ha... I showed you.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

:/

by Anonymous 13 years ago

My mother had her uterus surgically removed so engaging in any sexual coitus will bring her pain ... It had to be said

by Anonymous 13 years ago

why is this on the 'LOWEST RATED' page? It has a +2 right now...

by Anonymous 13 years ago

My dad's dead, and cremated so that would be VERY weird

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Siriusly, there is NOTHING more disturbing than trying to sleep when you can clearly hear your parents having sex in their room. Especially if you were 12 years old at the time.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Reading this made me want to cry. How traumatic.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Oh my god! The same thing happened to me. I was also 12, at the time. I think my mom forgot that I had a cold and was sleeping on the floor. (It's a big room.) I still cringe when my dad calls my mom using nickname. Oh, the horror.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I'm still right next to their room. Oh god. Why must my head be right next to the wall that separates us? D:

by Anonymous 13 years ago

this sort of thing happend to me with my dad and stepmum, it's really not good for ateenager to hear their stepmum orgasm, it was disturbing

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Yeah it happened to me only it was my mom and her boyfriend. It was horrible.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Omg that's wat happened to me I couldnt get that sound out of my head for a long long time

by Anonymous 13 years ago

NOOOOO! Say it aint so!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

You...you MONSTER D:

by Anonymous 13 years ago

my parents are divorced, and my dad passed away last year. So this is impossible unless my mother has a fetish for dead people ? ha ha ha.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

sorry. I'm in denial. in the great words of Michael Scott.. NO! NO, GOD PLEASE NO! NO! NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

my parents are divorced, suck it ;D

by Anonymous 13 years ago

My parents are divorced, but my mom is remarried. One day I was crying, and for some odd reason, she comes up to be and is like "I have sex with David" I was like "thanks for the help, mother." (David is my stepdad). Not to mention she told me to look for something in her room and she was like "it's probably in the second drawer", so I opened the second drawer and the first thing I see: KY lube.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

My mom's boyfriend's name is David too, haha sorry just felt like saying that.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Okay. but it's still fucking awkward and disturbing when you hear/walk in on them having sex. Or if you're 13 years old and accidently walk in on your mom giving your dad a blow job. like I did. scarred forever...

by Anonymous 13 years ago

ugh ew thats soo nasty....-vomits- i heard them last night....it makes m so sick gosh thas fucking nasty. i found condoms in their room . . )( EWWWWWWWWWW

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Need. Brain. Bleach.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

My mom pretty much appears to dislike the idea of sex, so other than to make babies, I'm pretty sure they don't/didn't do it often. Sorry!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

i find this post funny because it was posted on my birthday haha. Not nearly as funny as many of your traumatic stories, but i found it rather ironic

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Once when my friend was like, nine, she went downstairs to go to the bathroom or something and found her parents having sex on the stairs. o.0

by Anonymous 13 years ago

i remember when i was like, 6 and i was sleeping with my parents, and i guess i thought i was asleep and had sex right next to me... i still get nightmares.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I REFUSE TO BELIEVE

by Anonymous 13 years ago

At least they like eachother.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

EWWW. I had a party and I went to ask my mom something. I unlocked the door quietly and my mom was on top of my dad going up and down. So disgusting. Especiallly when your 13. I would never have sex when my children are home.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

oh lord.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

NO >=(

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Really? You just had to remind me. I was having a perfectly good day until I read this. Now, I won't be getting any sleep tonight. Jerk.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I remember when I was about 6, I walked in on my mom &some guy & his dick was in her ass... Also I know where my mom's condoms are for the guys she has sex with and my dad's for his girlfriend. >:( Disgusting as fuck!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

wow, that's a retarded mom

by Anonymous 13 years ago